1963 THE ROTATIONS HEAVIES / THE CRUNCHER FRANK ZAPPA PRODUCED HEARD ON MONEY LP

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AUGUST 1963 - THE ROTATIONS - HEAVIES / THE CRUNCHER - . LATER FRANK ZAPPA PURCHASED PAL STUDIOS FROM PAUL BUFF AND RENAMED IT " STUDIO Z " - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - A VERY NICE QUALITY 50 YEAR OLD SINGLE RELEASED ON ART LABOE'S ORIGINAL SOUND RECORDS LABEL - - ORIGINAL SOUND RECORDS LABEL - 8510 SUNSET BLVD., HOLLYWOOD 46, CALIF. - OS-41 - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT CAN BE ENLARGED - OK LARRY?

A GREAT QUALITY SINGLE. I PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF IT ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP . ONE OF THE REASONS JUST MIGHT BE BECAUSE WHEN I MOVED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD AROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS I COULD SEE NO SCRATCHES, NO PAPER SCUFFS, IN FACT I ONLY FOUND ONE MICROSCOPIC DOT WHICH LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF DUST ON THE CRUNCHER SIDE AND SOME SCUFFS ON THE TRAIL OFFS . THE LABELS LOOK GREAT TOO WITH THE ONLY WEAR FOUND WAS ON THE EDGE OF THE CENTER HOLE. SEE PHOTOS. ANYTHING THAT LOOKS LIKE A SURFACE MARK ON THE VINYL IN THE PHOTOS IS ONLY A REFLECTION WHEN I TOOK THE PHOTOS. THE RECORD COMES WITH A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S SLEEVE, BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE...., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

I'LL TELL YA, YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA BUY THIS RARE RECORD FIRST, THEN YOU CAN READ SOME OF THE ANSWERS TO A FEW OF THE RECENT QUESTIONS THAT I'VE RECEIVED WHICH HAD BEEN FESTERING IN THE MINDS OF FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS,

. ARE YOU REALLY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND?

. OF COURSE I AM MY SON.

. IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS, BUT LATER THAT SAME DAY MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE FIRES ME TELLING ME THAT THE REASON FOR MY TERMINATION IS THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF WHO EATS UP THE PROFITS, DO I STILL NEED TO PAY FOR THE ITEM?

. OF COURSE YOU DO MY SON.

. SEVERAL WEEKS AGO MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT IF I PURCHASE JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD, SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD STILL BUY A ZAPPA RECORD FROM YOU?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON. .

. I'M JUST ANOTHER NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF. SO DO YOU THINK THAT IF I BUY ONE OF YOUR RARE AND EXCITING ITEMS AND NOT PAY, MY MISERABLE BEHIND JUST MIGHT GET KICKED OFF OF E-BAY?

. OF COURSE IT MIGHT MY SON.

. MY MAMA HAD ALWAYS SAID THAT I'M REALLY KINDA' STUPID AND UGLY TOO. RECENTLY AFTER SMOKING IN PAJAMAS, THE RESULT OF WHICH STARTED A FIRE THAT BURNED MY FACE. MY MAMA INFORMED ME THAT IT JUST MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA IF I WERE TO GO STAY WITH HER IN MANAGUA, DUE TO THE FACT THAT SHE COULD DO MY LAUNDRY AND COOK FOR ME. DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD JUST GO STAY WITH HER?

. OF COURSE YOU SHOULD MY SON.

. AT A RECENT STAY IN A MOTEL, I THINK THAT I MAY HAVE LOST MY WALLET. I ASKED THE HOOKER IF SHE HAD SEEN IT BUT SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAD NOT. HOWEVER LATER THAT EVENING, SHE DID ADMIT THAT SHE HAD TAKEN MY TIMEX A FEW MONTHS PRIOR. DO YOU THINK THAT SHE ALSO TOOK MY WALLET?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.

. THE PREACHER AT MY CHURCH IN A RECENT SERMON STATED, " IF YOU FOLLOW THE ADVICE OF PEOPLE LIKE REV. A. WEST  IT'S QUITE POSSIBLE THAT YOU COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS. ". ARE YOU THE REV. A. WEST THAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT?

. PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN. REV 13.

. DUE TO THE FACT THAT I HAD RECEIVED MY EDUCATION IN THE USA, I WOUND UP BEING A COMPLETE MORON.. RECENTLY WHILE READING ONE OF YOUR LISTINGS I GOT OFFENDED. AS A RESULT I SENT YOU AN E-MAIL TELLING YOU THAT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOUR SELF. HOWEVER, A FEW WEEKS LATER I DISCOVERED A FEW ITEMS IN YOUR E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY THAT I HAVE CONSIDERED PURCHASING. SO EVEN THOUGH AS YOU HAD SUGGESTED I'VE HAD MY MISTRESS BEAT MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS WITH A COPY OF ROLLING STONE EVERY NIGHT. WILL YOU STILL OFFER ME COMBINED SHIPPING?

. OF COURSE NOT MY SON.  

. WHY DON'T YOU LIKE ME?

. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CUMQUAT.

PAYMENT ONLY  BY PAYPAL.

JUST PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU WIN / PURCHASE IT. OK LARRY?

$4.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YOUR STICK AT INCLUDING STEVE VAI , LARRY WILD MAN FISCHER , TIM BUCKLEY, THE GTO'S , PLUS MANY OTHER COOL AND EXCITING ARTISTS COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?