1968 ZAPPA MOTHERS OF INVENTION VERVE CENSORED POOT LP

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1968 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - WE'RE ONLY IN IT FOR THE MONEY - USA CENSORED VERSION - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - , SO THEY CAVED IN AND RELEASED HIS ORIGINAL VERSION }- , BUT WAIT... THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE THIS ALBUM IS THE ORIGINAL MIX THAT CONTAINS ROY ESTRADA AND JIMMY CARL BLACK  WHO HAD RECENTLY PASSED AWAY IN GERMANY - THE ORIGINAL BASS PLAYER AND DRUMMER OF THE MOTHERS, AND WHOM FRANK ZAPPA REPLACED WITH SCOTT THUNES AND CHAD WACKERMAN ON THOSE 1980'S REISSUES } - INCLUDES THE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER - VERVE RECORDS - V6-5045 - SEE DEM PHOTOS THAT DEM MISERABLE POTATO HEADS CAN ENLARGE - 

YEAH, I MIGHT BE YET ANOTHER MISERABLE NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF, AND E-BAY WILL MOST LIKELY KICK MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS OFF SOON ANYWAY, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL MY MAMA NASTY NAMES REV. YES IT MIGHT BE TRUE,THAT SHE DID RAISE A FOUL OAF, BUT IT'S NOT ENTIRELY HER FAULT THAT I TURNED OUT DUMB ALL OVER, A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE. SO NO, I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY VISIT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, TO SEE SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND, AND IF YOUR WIFE TELLS YOU THAT SHE'LL STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE IF YOU BUY JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA RECORD, BUT THAT REV. A. WEST TELLS YOU TO BUY THE RECORD ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. DON'T BELIEVE HIM, BECAUSE IT HURTS!!! 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: ARE YOU HUNG UP? - WHO NEEDS THE PEACE CORPS? - CONCENTRATION MOON - MOM & DAD - BOW TIE DADDY - HARRY, YOU'RE A BEAST - WHAT'S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY? - ABSOLUTELY FREE - FLOWER PUNK - HOT POOP.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS:NASAL RETENTIVE CALIOPE MUSIC - LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK - THE IDIOT BASTARD SON - LONELY LITTLE GIRL - TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF WHEN YOU DANCE - WHAT'S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY? - MOTHER PEOPLE - THE CHROME PLATED MEGAPHONE OF DESTINY. 

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER. SOME RING WEAR ON THE FRONT AND BACK. BUT AS AMAZING AS THIS MIGHT SOUND THERE'S NOT MUCH WEAR INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD WHERE THE SONG LYRICS AND CAL SCHENKEL FAMOUS BEATLES PARODY ART WORL IS PRINTED. THERE' SOME EDGE WEAR AND A PIECE OF CLEAR TAPE ON THE TOP SEAM STARTING BY THE RECORD SLOT .

A HEAVY VINYL PRESSING THAT PLAYS LIKE A 41 YEAR OLD RECORD WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS. THERE'S SURFACE NOISE BUT NO CLICKS AND NO SKIPS. MOVING BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD 'ROUND 'N 'ROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A PAIR OF LIGHT BULBS I SAW PLENTY OF SCUFFS AND SURFACE MARKS. BUT THERE WERN'T ANY DEEP GROOVE ENOUGH THAT CREATED ANY CLICKS OR SKIPS, BUT THIS RECORD CERTAINLY ISN'T OR THE ANAL AUDIOPHILE TYPE THAT CAN'T STAND SURFACE NOISE ON A RECORD. . I THOUGHT THAT THE MUSIC WAS STILL ENJOYABLE. BUT YEZ GOTTA UNDERSTAND THAT SOME WEEKS I LISTEN TO DOZENS OF OLD MOTHERS OF INVENTION RECORDS ANYWAY, AND TO ME THOSE OLD MOTHERS RECORDS JUST DONT SOUND RIGHT TO ME WITHOUT SOME SURFACE NOISE. THE LABELS AIN'T BAD, THERE'S A FEW VERY LIGHT SPINDLE MARK NEXT TO THE CENTER HOLES THAT DON'T GET NOTICED UNLESS SOMEBODY LOOKS FOR 'EM. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND TRY TO SEE 'EM. THE RECORD COMES WITH A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. OK LARRY?

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

JUST PAY FOR THE RECORD WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE, BUT SINCE I WANT MY LISTINGS TO LOOK LIKE THOSE OF THE BIG TIME SELLERS WHO JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERY ASPECT OF BUYING ANYTHING A HASSEL, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: . BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF NAMED LARRY.. . MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM, BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT SOME GREASY TACO STAND UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE LOCAL HEALTH DEPARTMENT. . ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE [B} BLIMP JACK O' LOAF LARRY'S MOTHER  THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AND AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN SEVERAL FEET FROM YOUR MAIN BODY FRAME WHILE YOU WADDLE DOWN DE STREET. IN CASES OF PEOPLE WHO KEEP THEIR WALLETS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, THE WALLET MAY BE REMOVED IN ORDER TO QUALIFY.

$4.00 FOR MEDIOCRE MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA. .

$7.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$8.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$13.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART  AND THE MAGIC BAND STUFF FESTERING INSIDE O' MY E-BAY STORE. OK, OK, TO SAVE TIME, YEAH, FRANK ZAPPA WAS THAT GUY WHO JUST COULDN'T RESIST SITTING ON TOILETS.

WOW REV., WHAT A GREAT RECORD. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GET IT, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, MY WIFE SAID THAT SHE'LL PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED ITEM. WHAT SHOULD I DO? WELL MY SON, THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM CONFRONTING MANY PEOPLE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET RID OF THAT OLD BATTLE-AXE AND FIND AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRLFRIEND WITH LARGE BREASTS. BUT THINK ABOUT IT, I MEAN HOW BAD WOULD GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. SO VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY TO FIND SOME OTHER INCREDIBLE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE ANYWAY, RIGHT? THE ADMISSION IS STILL FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?