1968-1969 FRANK ZAPPA LIVE RARE SONGS ARTISAN STUDIOS CLEAR VINYL LIMITED TO 500

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THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - DON PRESTON - BUNK GARDNER - JIM MOTORHEAD SHERWOOD - BILLI MUNDI - ROY ESTRADA - RAY COLLINS AND OF COURSE THE NOSETRADAMUS OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY FRANK V. ZAPPA } - ARRANGED, EDITED AND PRODUCED BY FRANK ZAPPA, THESE LIVE RECORDINGS, ENGINEERED BY DICK KNUC, WERE RECORDED BETWEEN OCTOBER 1968 AND MAY 1969 AND MASTERED AT ARTISAN SOUND RECORDERS IN HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA IN MID 1969. - IT CONTAINS UNIQUE ORIGINAL RECORDINGS OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - CLEAR VINYL WITH A HEAVY PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE WITH THE SONG TITLES AND OTHER RECORD INFORMATION PRINTED ON IT IN PURPLE - LIMITED TO 500 PRESSINGS - LICENSED BY ALFA/RVI, TOKYO, JAPAN BB - B152 - I PURCHASED IT NEW AND PLAYED IT ONCE - READ THE FULL DESCRIPTION DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE AND SEE THE PHOTOS WHICH ARE NOW LOCATED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS INSTEAD OF THE BOTTOM - , SO NOW YOU WON'T NEED TO LOOK DOWN AND PICK UP YOUR HAIR PIECE - . SO TAKE A LOOK. OK LARRY?

HELLO THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST PASTOR / TOASTMAN AT THE LOVELY OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, TOWN, TOWN, TOWN, POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . NOW RECENTLY WE HAD MANY MALE MEMBERS OF OUR FLOCK INFORM ME THAT THEIR WIVES, GIRLFRIENDS AND / OR MISTRESSES HAD INFORMED THEM THAT IF THEY WERE TO PURCHASE SIMPLY ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA OR RELATED RECORD THEIR BALLS WOULD GET STUCK IN A VICE. I DON'T WHAT IT IS, PERHAPS A DISTURBING NEW TREND IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. TO WHICH MY REPLY HAD BEEN, I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT MY SON, BUT SINCE YOU DO LIKE FRANK ZAPPA WHY NOT VISIT MY EBAY STORE?: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. PLENTY OF RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS ARE SIMPLY COLLECTING DIGITAL DUST IN THERE. BESIDES, I MEAN HOW BAD CAN GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN ENJOY IT AND YOU'RE A GROWN MAN AND CAN HANDLE A LITTLE DISCOMFORT. RIGHT LARRY?

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SIDE ONE CONTAINS: WIPE OUT - EAST L.A. - WEASELS RIPPED MY FLESH - KUNG FU - IGOR'S BOOGIE - PASSACAGLIA.  

SIDE TWO CONTAINS:COPENHAGEN NIGHT MUSIC - HELP, I'M A ROCK - CHOCOLATE HALVAH - PRELUDE TO THE AFTERNOON OF A SEXUALLY AROUSED GAS MASK - THE COOKIE JAR LECTURE - IT MUST BE YOUR BREATH.  

PURCHASED NEW BY ME AND PLAYED ONCE. BOTH SIDES PLAYED PERFECT WHEN I PLAYED THEM ON MY DENON TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP EVEN BEFORE THE PRE-AMP. . I MEAN IT'S NEAR MINT OR WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL A RECORD THAT'S ONLY BEEN PLAYED ONCE. LOOKING AT THE CLEAR RECORD THERE'S ONE VERY SMALL PRESSING IMPERFECTION MARK THAT DOESN'T CREATE ANY SONIC PROBLEMS THAT THE RECORD CAME WITH, I THINK IT WAS CREATED WHEN THE RECORD WAS PRESSED AND I THINK IS INSIDE OF THE VINYL AND NOT ON THE SURFACE. THE CLEAR HEAVY PLASTIC ENVELOPE HAS THE SONG TITLES AND OTHER INFORMATION PRINTED ON IT IN PURPLE AND THERE'S AN ADDITION PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE THAT FITS OVER THE HEAVY PLASTIC ENVELOPE THAT HAS A BAR / UPC CODE STICKER ON IT.

SIMPLY PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YOU WIN OR PURCHASE IT. THOSE EXCUSES WERE GETTING OLD SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " WHILE VISITING YOUR AMAZING E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, INSIDE OF WHICH IS PRETTY TIGHT DUE TO A BUNCH OF  FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS BEING ALL CRAMMED UP IN THERE, I ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED THE BUY-IT-NOW BUTTON WITH MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS ", " LAST NIGHT JESUS SUDDENLY APPEARED AND TOLD ME THAT IF I PAY AND LISTEN TO THAT FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD, THE POSSIBILITY JUST MIGHT EXIST THAT I COULD WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS ", " I TRUSTED REV. A. WEST AND AFTER MY WIFE HAD TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED RECORD, I WENT AHEAD ANYWAY AND PURCHASED ONE. HOWEVER UNLIKE WHAT THE REV. HAD SAID IN ONE OF HIS LISTINGS WHEN SHE STUCK EM' IN THERE I DIDN'T REALLY ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WERE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE ON CERTAIN ITEMS, BUT ONLY TO CERTAIN PEOPLE. SO IN GETTING WITH THE PROGRAM SET FORTH BY MANY OTHERS AND ALSO TRYING TO MAINTAIN MY IMAGE AS A BIG TIME SELLER, THE KIND THAT JUST LOVES TO MAKE EVEN THE SMALLEST THING A GREAT BIG HASSLE, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING  REQUIREMENTS: PURCHASE MORE THAN ONE ITEM THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOMEBODY ELSE.. PAY FOR THOSE ITEMS. ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE TO SHALL NEVER BECOME IN THE FUTCHUM ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: JACK O' LOAF NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED LARRY'S MOTHER  THE MANAGER OF OSAMA'S BARBEQUE PIT THAT FIRED ME A LONG TIME AGO SAYING THAT I WAS A FAT LAZY OAF.. .

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$8.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA IF YOU JUST CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT ANY LONGER AND NEED IT REAL FAST.

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT SO CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , A;LICE COOPER , THE G.T.O.'S , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BULL ANGUS, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, GEFILTE JOE AND THE FISH, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS FRESH N' HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR A GEEZER. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?