1969 ZAPPA UNCLE MEAT 1ST LP WITHDRAWN VERSION WITH MISTAKES AND 12 PAGE BOOKLET

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APRIL 21ST 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - - UNCLE MEAT - 12" VINYL RECORD - 2 LP SET - BUT NOW DIG THIS: THIS IS THE VERY 1ST PRESSING WITH THE MISTAKES WHICH WHEN DISCOVERED BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY WHERE-UPON HE WENT ON OVER TO THE RECORD COMPANY AND MADE THEM WITHDRAW THIS VERSION AND RELEASE A CORRECTED COPY - SO WHY WAS FRANK SO PERTURBED? - WELL FIRST OF ALL THE 3RD SONG ON SIDE ONE IS PRINTED ON THE RECORD LABEL AS: " 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR " INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT SONG TITLE " NINE TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION " WHICH THEY DID PRINT CORRECTLY INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD IN THE SONG TITLES SECTION - HOWEVER IN THAT VERY SAME SONG TITLES LIST THEY PRINTED ELECRITIC AUNT " JEMINA " INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT " JEMIMA " WHICH THEY ALSO SCREWED UP ON THE RECORD LABEL BUT THEY GOT IT CORRECT IN THE SONG LYRICS SECTION INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD - THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL IF IT'S A REAL 1ST PRESSING OF THE U.S.A. UNCLE MEAT - ALSO INCLUDES THE 12 PAGE BOOKLET - THE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER WITH THE " THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION TWO LPS AND A NIFTY 12-PAGE BOOK " STICKER ON THE FRONT OF THE COVER, AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS INNER SLEEVES ARE ALSO INCLUDED - BIZARRE RECORDS BLUE LABELS - 2MS 2024 - SEE THE PHOTOS IF YEZ THINK I'M FOOLIN' - OK LARRY? 

YES LORENZO IT'S TRUE, I'VE BEEN THE LIFE OF MANY PARTIES THAT I'VE NEVER EVEN ATTENDED. IF I WERE TO STICK MY FOOT UP YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND YOU'D FEEL A STRONG URGE TO THANK ME. THINGS THAT SMELL LIKE FISH HAVE ACTUALLY NAMED A WEEK AFTER ME. I'M REV. A. WEST, AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. SO NOW DIG THIS: I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YER MEAT LOAF MY FRIEND.  

NICE HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER. SOME VERY LIGHT RING WEAR. SOME OF THE ENDS OF THE RECORD SLOT HAVE MAYBE A HALF INCH OR SO SEAM SPLIT AND THAT'S MAYBE A 2 INCH PIECE OF CLEAR TAPE THAT SOMEBODY PUT ON ONE OF THOSE SEAM EDGES. BUT HEY, THIS ALBUM COVER IS 42 YEARS OLD AND THOSE SMALL SEAM SPLITS SHOULD REALLY SURPRISE ANY GEEZER WHO'S USED TO CAVERNOUS CREVESES. THE BOOKLET LOOKS GREAT. NO TEARS. NO LOOSE PAGES. NO CREASES. MAYBE A LITTLE YELLOWING BUT NO STAINS. . SEE PHOTOS. 

BOTH RECORDS PLAY GREAT. MAYBE THE REASON JUST MIGHT BE THAT WHEN I MOVED ALL OF THE SIDES OF THE RECORDS AROUND LIKE AN IDIOT UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS ALL I FOUND WAS BASICALLY TWO SCUFF TYPE MARKS ON SIDE ONE AND WHEN I PLAYED THAT SIDE THAT DIDN'T PRODUCE ANY NOTICIBLE SURFACE NOISE. SURE, THERE'S SOME SUPER LIGHT SCUFFS ELESEWHERE THAT YOU REALLY NEED A BRIGHT LIGHT TO FIND BUT THEY DIDN'T PROVIDE ANY SONIC DISTRACTIONS EITHER. I MEAN THESE 42 YEAR OLD RECORDS SOUNDED GREAT WHEN I PLAYED THEM ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. AND IN SOME RARE CASES YOU COULD HEAR WHAT THE GROUPIES HAD BEEN DOING IN THE SOUND BOOTHS DURING THE SESSIONS. , BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS YOU'LL ENJOY LISTENING TO THESE RECORDS AND THESE ARE BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT THE ORIGINAL PRESSINGS AND NOT SOME FOUL REISSUES. BOTH OF THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORDS SLEEVES ARE ALSO INCLUDED, YEAH THEY HAVE SOME CREASES AND SOME SMALL SEAM SPLITS . HOWEVER YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO DISCOVER THAT BOTH RECORDS ARE NOW IN A HIGH QUALITY PLASTIC LINED INNER SLEEVE WHICH SOULD KEEP THEM SCUFF FREE FOR LONG AFTER YOU CROAK....BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE, BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , PLUS SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS: MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMLY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, SIR LORD BALTIMORE WITH THE LEGENDARY JOHN GARNER, BLUE CHEER WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, TIM BUCKLEY, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON AND VARIOUS OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE. OK LARRY?

HEY JOE, DOES YOUR WIFE / GIRLFRIEND AND OR MISTRESS, LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN AN INDUSTRIAL VACUUM CLEANER AND A CHROME PLATED PIGGY BANK WITH MARITAL AIDS STUCK ALL OVER IT'S BODY? OF COURSE SHE DOES MY SON, BUT JUST SUCK IT UP AND DON'T BECOME A HEAD JOB. HEY, I'VE GOT IT, JUST BLOW RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. SOME RARE AND EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS ARE STILL LURKING IN THERE. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE.  . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?