1969 ZAPPA UNCLE MEAT 1ST PROMO 2 LP W/ MISTAKES + BKLT

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APRIL 2ND 1969 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - OF MUSIC THE LEGENDARY FRANK V. ZAPPA }- UNCLE MEAT - THIS IS THE VERY FIRST WHITE LABEL 2 LP SET PROMO PRESSING THAT HAD SOME MISTAKES WHICH WHEN SEEN BY FRANK SENT HIM INTO A PETULANT FRENZY AT THE RECORD COMPANY OFFICE AND THIS VERSION WAS QUICKLY WITHDRAWN AND CORRECTED VERSION SOON MADE AND SENT OUT TO VARIOUS RADIO STATIONS AND RECORD STORES FOR IN STORE PLAY - SO HERE'S THE DEAL WE'RE DEALING IN WITH SOME OF THE MISTAKES; : THE SONG " 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR " WAS PRINTED ON THE LABEL INSTEAD OF THE CORRECT TITLE " NINE TYPES OF INDUSTRIAL POLLUTION " WHICH THEY DID PRINT CORRECTLY ON THE ALBUM COVER - THE SONG " ELECTRIC AUNT JEMIMA " WAS PRINTED CORRECTLY AS THE TITLE ABOVE THE SONG LYRICS INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD - HOWEVER FURTHER DOWN BELOW WHERE JUST THE SONG TITLES OF EVERY SIDE ARE PRINTED AND ON THE ACTUAL RECORD LABEL " JEMIMA " IS SPELLED " JEMINA" - SO HERE'S WHAT YOUR BEHIND WILL RECEIVE, " THE CARDBOARD GATEFOLD ALBUM COVER WITH THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION TWO LPS AND A NIFTY 12-PAGE BOOK " STICKER ON THE FRONT OF THE COVER - AND OF COURSE YES, THE AFORE-MENTIONED NIFTY 12 PAGE BOOK - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMOS - 2MS 2024 - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT HAVE HAD NO PHOTOS OF ANY VOLUPTIOUS VIXEN'S GIGANTIC MAMMALIAN PROTRUBERANCES INSERTED IN THERE SO THEY'RE 100% SAFE FO YEZ TO OOK AT - OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: UNCLE MEAT - THE VOICE OF CHEESE - 400 DAYS OF THE YEAR - ZOLAR CZAKL - DOG BREATH - THE LEGEND OF THE GOLDEN ARCHES - THE MOTHERS PLAY LOUIE LOUIE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL IN LONDON - THE DOG BREATH VARIATIONS. 

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: SLEEPING IN A JAR - OUR BIZARRE RELATIONSHIP - THE UNCLE MEAT VARIATIONS - ELECTRIC AUNT JEMINA - PRELUDE TO KING KONG - GOD BLESS AMERICA - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS - IAN UNDERWOOD WHIPS IT OUT.

SIDE THREE CONTAINS: MR. GREEN GENES - WE CAN SHOOT YOU - IF WE'D ALL BEEN LIVING IN CALIFORNIA - THE AIR - PROJECT X - CRUISING FOR BURGERS.

SIDE FOUR CONTAINS: KING KONG IT'S SELF - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG - KING KONG .  

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATEFOLD COVER HAS SOME CLEAR TAPE ON THE SEAMS ALTHOUGH THE TOP FRONT SEAM SEAM ONLY HAS THE TAPE BY THE RECORD SLOT. NOT EASY TO NOTICE BECAUSE IT'S THAT KIND OF MAGIC TAPE. BETTER THAN SOME SEAM SPLITS I GUESS. PLUS OF COURSE THERE'S SOME RING WEAR ON THE FRONT AND BACK COVERS AND ONLY A LITTLE INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD. TAKE A LOOK AT THE PHOTOS. WADDA YEZ THINK I TOOK EM' FOR IN THE FIRST PLACE?, AND YOU CAN SEE IT ALL FO YO' SELF. OK LARRY?

THE 12 PAGE BOOK OR BOOKLET IS INTACT. I GUESS THERE'S A LITTLE YELLOWING IN PLACES AND I SEE A FEW PAGES WITH CREASES . ANYWAY THERE'S NO TEARS. NO WRITING. AGAIN, IF YEZ AREN'T LAZY YEZ COULD ALWAYS LOOK AT THE PHOTOS THAT CAN BE ENLARGED.

NOW HERE'S THE DEAL WITH THE RECORDS; I HOPE THAT YOU WON'T MIND BUT I USED THEM FOR A LITTLE WHILE TO PLAY FETCH WITH MY DOG " FRENCHY ", OR " FRONOBULAX " AS HE'S MORE COMMOMLY CALLED BY THE PEASANTS RESIDING IN THIS PART OF MARYLAND. SERIOUSLY THOUGH FOLKS, BOTH RECORD PLAY WITHOUT ANY SKIPS BUT DO CONTAIN SURFACE NOISE. SO IF YOU'RE ONNE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO SIMPLY CAN'T STAND SURFACE NOISE ANY ANY RECORD GO BUY A CD OR SOMETHING. OF COURSE THERE'S SOME SURFACE MARKS, SCUFFS AND EVEN SMUDGES ON THE RECORDS . THE DEGREE OF SURFACE NOISE VARIES AS WITH MOST RECORDS. BUT HERE'S HOW I SEE IT BARRY: I LISTEN TO MAYBE A HUNDRED OR MORE OLD MOTHERS OF INVENTION RECORDS EVERY YEAR , AND IF AN ORIGINAL MOTHERS ALBUM DOESN'T HAVE SURFACE NOISE I'D THINK IT WAS A REISSUE OR SOMETHING. OF COURSE THERE'S VARIOUS DEGREES OF SURFACE NOISEBUT AS LONG AS THE RECORD PLAYS THRU WITHOUT SKIPPING OR GETTING STUCK IN ONE PLACE I'M USUALLY HAPPY AND CAN ENJOY THE MUSIC. SO NO, THERE ARE NO SKIPS AND THE RECORD DOESN'T GET STUCK IN ANY ONE SPOT ANYWHERE, HOWEVER THERE IS THE AFORE-MENTIONED SURFACE NOISE. OK LARRY? BOTH RECORDS COME WITH THE ORIGINAL BIZARRE RECORD PAPER INNER SLEEVES WHICH DO HAVE SOME SEAM SPLITS BUT STILL LOOK PRETTY COOL. HOWEVER BOTH RECORDS ALSO COME IN A PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. . BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF. . MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT JACKASS IN THE BOX. . ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE [B} BLIMP JACK O' LOAF LARRY'S MOTHER  THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .   ARE NOT NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTCHUM NEVER TO BE, CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AND AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN THREE  FEET FROM YOUR BODY FRAME. PERSONS THAT WEAR PANTS AND KEEP THEIR WALLETS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS CAUSING THEIR ALREADY HUGE BUTTOCKS TO PROTRUDE EVEN FURTHER, MAY REMOVE THOSE WALLETS TO QUALIFY.

$4.00 FOR MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

REQUESTS SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO " PLAY CARAVAN WITH A DRUM SOLO ", WILL MOST LIKELY BE IGNORED. HEY, I DON'T EVEN PLAY PLAY DRUMS.

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND RAREST ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND FESTERING INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE.

DOES YOUR GIRLFRIEND, WIFE AND OR MISTRESS, AND FOR THE FEW FEMALE BUYERS THAT I ACTUALLY DO GET BUYING ZAPPA ONCE IN A WHILE I HAD BETTER ADD, HUSBAND OR BOYFRIEND , HAVE A HEAD LIKE A POTATO AND LIPS LIKE A DUCK, AND NEVER EVEN ATE ANY MYSTERIOUS MASHED POTATOES OR CONFINEMENT LOAF? YEAH, I BET IN MANY CASES THIS JUST MIGHT BE THE SITUATION. THEREFORE I CAN SAFELY ASSUME THAT YOU WON'T HAVE ANYTHING ELSE BETTER TO DO TONIGHT. WELL HERE'S SOME SUGGESTIONS, DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE'S NOTHING BETTER ON TV TONIGHT THAN SOME CRAPPY BLACK AND WHITE 50'S TV RERUNS, WHY NOT VISIT MY E-BAY STORE? SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, AND FIND SOME REAL ENTERTAINMENT.THE ADMISSION IS REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?