1970 MOTHERS BURNT WEENY RADIO STATION SERVICE PROMO W/ TIMING STRIP FRANK ZAPPA

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FEBRUARY 9TH 1970 - THE MOTHERS - BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - THIS IS REPRISE RECORDS RADIO STATION SERVICE BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO LP - THIS VERSION NEVER CAME WITH A POSTER AND THE INNER SLEEVE WAS THE WARNER BROTHERS RECORDS NOT BIZARRE RECORDS - HOWEVER THIS ONE INCLUDED THE REPRISE RECORDS RADIO STATION SERVICE TIMING STRIP AND THIS VERSION IS HARDER TO FIND. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE JUST WHEN YOU WERE STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, THE ORIGINAL WARNER BROTHERS RECORDS INNER SLEEVE IS ALSO INCLUDED AND IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M NOT ONLY GONNA GIVE YEZ A BRAND NEW COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF RECORD INNER SLEEVE, BUT A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE - BIZARRE RECORDS WHITE LABEL PROMO - RS 6370 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY? 

HAVE YOU OR ANOTHER OAF TO BE NAMED LATER, GOT BITTEN ON YOUR CAVERNOUS BUTTOCKS BY AN IMAGINARY POODLE DOG NAMED FRENCHY, AND FROM THAT MOMENT ON FELT COMPELLED TO OWN EVERY ZAPPA ITEM KNOWN TO MANKIND? WELL AS STRANGE AS IT MIGHT SOUND, IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME AND SOME PEOPLE DON'T EVEN KNOW IT. THAT'S BECAUSE THAT HORRIBLE POODLE IS KINDA' LIKE PUP TENTACLE, IT MOVES AROUND FROM NOW THEN BACK TO LATER ON AND WAY BACK WHEN WITHOUT MOST PEOPLE NOTICING IT. SO IF YOU WAKE UP WITH A PAIN IN YOUR ASS AND YOU WENT TO BED ALONE THE NIGHT BEFORE, CHANCES ARE IT HAPPENED TO YOU. SPECIALLY IF YOU BEGIN LOOKING FRANTICALLY TO FIND SOME ZAPPA WHILE SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATING CHANGING YOUR NAME TO LARRY. FORTUNATELY FOR YOU THOUGH BLESSED RELIEF IS EASY TO OBTAIN. JUST INSERT YOUR POODLE CHEWED BUTTOCKS INTO MY EBAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY AND GET A LITTLE. YOU'LL LAY AROUND NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU REV. OK LARRY? 

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: W.P.L.J. - IGOR'S BOOGIE, PHASE ONE - OVERTURE TO A HOLIDAY IN BERLIN - THEME FROM BURNT WEENY SANDWICH - IGOR'S BOOGIE, PHASE TWO - HOLIDAY IN BERLIN, FULL BLOWN - AYBE SEA. 

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: LITTLE HOUSE I USED TO LIVE IN - VALARIE.

HEAVY CARDBOARD GATE FOLD ALBUM COVER HAS THE REPRISE RECORDS RADIO STATION SERVICE TIMING STRIP GLUED ON THE FRONT AD HAS A BLACK MARKER SQUARE ON IT. A LITTLE RING WEAR INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD AND SOME ON THE BACK. NO SEAM SPLITS OR TAPE.

BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD LOOK NICE AND PLAY GREAT. I PLAYED EVERY SIDE ALL THE WAY THRU ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE. A TINY BIT OF SURFACE NOISE IN A FEW PLACES, BUT NOTHING OUT OF THE NORMAL. VISUALLY A FEW LIGHT SCUFFS, BUT NOTHING THAT'LL GET YOU DEPRESSED ENOUGH TO HAVE TO GO TO A THERAPIST. DON'T SEE ANY SPINDLE MARKS ON THE LABELS. THE ORIGINAL WARNER BROTHERS RECORDS INNER SLEEVE AS AMAZING AS THIS MIGHT SOUND DOESN'T HAVE ANY SEAM SPLITS EITHER. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE... BECAUSE IF YOU BUY BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS AND GROUPS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, KING CRIMSON. JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, THE TUBES, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPAPARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE BUNS ARE ALWAYS HOT AND THE MUFFINS JUST MIGHT BE PERSUADED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS EVEN FOR SOME GEEZER FROM THE CRUSTATION PERIOD, BACK WHEN CRUSTY GEEZERS ROAMED THE EARTH. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?