1972 MOTHER'S DAY GERMAN 2 LP SET FRANK ZAPPA CRAPPING ON ALBUM COVER INVENTION

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1972 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - MOTHER'S DAY - OFFICIAL GERMAN 2 LP SET OF EARLY MOTHERS OF INVENTION SONGS - RELEASED BY MGM ON THE METRO RECORDS SILVER LETTERING AND BLACK LABEL - 2 LP 2626002 - THIS ISN'T SOME BOOTLEG, THIS 2 LP SET WAS ONLY RELEASED IN 1972 IN GERMANY AND NEW ZEALAND AND IS THE ONLY OFFICIAL RELEASE THAT FEATURES FRANK ZAPPA SITTING ON A TOILET ON THE COVER - THE QUALITY OF THIS 2 LP SET IS THE BEST I'VE EVER HAD OR SEEN, NOT THAT THIS ALBUM IS SEEN VERY OFTEN. BOTH RECORDS PLAY THE WAY THEY PROBABLY WOULD HAVE PLAYED HAD YOU PURCHASED THEM IN GERMANY IN 1972 AND THEY LOOK BEAUTIFUL. OBVIOUSLY THEY HAD NEVER BEEN PLAYED BY SOME GERMAN SLOBBERING DRUNK ON THAT GREAT GERMAN BEER IF THEY HAD EVEN BEEN PLAYED AT ALL BEFORE I DID. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES, IN FACT I DON'T EVEN SEE ANY SCUFFS. NOW HERE IS A GOOD INDICATOR OF THEIR CONDITION: NO SPINDLE MARKS ON THE BLACK LABELS AND LEMME TELL YA', BLACK LABELS LIKE THESE ARE PRONE TO GETTING SPINDLE MARKS AS HAS BEEN THE CASE ON ALL OF THE OTHER PRESSINGS OF THESE RECORDS I'VE SEEN. THE ALBUM COVER IS ONE OF THOSE THIN FOREIGN CARDBOARD TYPES, YET THIS ONE STILL LOOKS NICE. VERY LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION WEAR, A FEW TINY DOT TYPE OF TEARS ON THE FRONT AND A SMALL BEND ON THE TIPS OF THE COVER IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNERS. CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS YO' SELF. THE RECORDS BOTH COME IN VINTAGE PLASTIC INSIDE OF PAPER HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVES AND CHECK THIS OUT: TO KEEP THIS COVER LOOKING JUST AS NICE FOR LONG AFTER YOU BITE THE BIG ONE, BOTH RECORD INCLUDE A BRAND NEW GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET SO YOU'LL NEVER HAVE TO STORE THE RECORDS BACK IN THE ALBUM COVER AGAIN. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH? 

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, THEY ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?  

RECORD ONE SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: FOUNTAIN OF LOVE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - CONCENTRATION MOON - NASAL RETENTIVE CALLIOPE MUSIC - LET'S MAKE THE WATER TURN BLACK - STUFF UP THE CRACKS.  

RECORD ONE SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: AMERICA DRINKS - CHEAP THRILLS - YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING WHY I'M HERE - THE CHROME PLATED MEGAPHONE OF DESTINY - NO NO NO - PLASTIC PEOPLE.

RECORD TWO SIDE 1 FLUSHES DOWN: ARE YOU HUNG UP - HELP I'M A ROCK 1ST MOVEMENT: OK TO TAP DANCE - 2ND MOVEMENT: IN MEMORIUM, EDGAR VARESE - 3RD MOVEMENT: IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE - BOW TIE DADDY - HARRY, YOU'RE A BEAST - WHAT'S THE UGLIEST PART OF YOUR BODY? - INVOCATION & RITUAL DANCE OF THE YOUNG PUMPKIN.       

RECORD TWO SIDE 2 WIPES UP: LATER THAT NIGHT - THE RETURN OF THE SON OF MONSTER MAGNET . RITUAL DANCE OF THE CHILD KILLERS - . NULLIS PERTII - WOWIE ZOWIE - CALL ANY VEGETABLE.   

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YEZ ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,STEVE VAI  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR, THE TUBES, PETER GABRIEL, GENESIS AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?