1975 FRANK ZAPPA ONE SIZE FITS ALL MUSIC HALL WHITE LABEL PROMO ARGENTINA LP USA

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1975 - FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - UNA MEDIDA ADECUADA A TODO - 12" VINYL RECORD LP WITH GATEFOLD COVER - RARE ARGENTINIAN PROMOTIONAL PRESSING - SONG TITLES PRINTED IN SPANISH INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD COVER, BUT THE SONG LYRICS ARE PRINTED IN ENGLISH - HUGE "DISCO DE DEMOSTRACIO'N" STAMP INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD - RARE MUSIC HALL ES ARGENTINA WHITE PROMO LABELS WITH VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING PRINTED IN SPANISH - MONO / ESTEREO COMPATIBLE - - INCLUDES THE ORIGINAL PRINTED INNER SLEEVE - MH ES ARGENTINA WHITE LABEL PROMO - 50-14.183-1/2 - SEE LOS PHOTOS UN INSERTAS LOS CAVERNOSAS BUTTAKAS UN SENIOR RICCARDO PUMP A LOAF'S BOOFERY POR LOS ZAPPA POOTERIES - OK LORENZO?  

PUMP NOT THE LOAF OF THY NEIGHBOR'S OAF NOR CHOKE THY BROTHER'S CHICKEN - REV 14 - HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST, PASTOR / TOASTMAN AT OUR LADY OF ETERNAL FLATULENCE CHURCH AND REAL ESTATE SALES OFFICE LOCATED IN BEAUTIFUL DOWN DOWN DOWN, TOWN TOWN TOWN, POOTER'S HOLE, MARYLAND. . HEY NOW, SPEAKING OF LOAVES, HAVE YOU INSERTED YOUR BUTTOCKS INTO MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY LATELY? WELL TIME'S RUNNING SHORT AND YOU'RE GETTING OLDER AND MORE DECREPIT EVERY SECOND YEZ WAIT. SO YEZ BETTER GWINE ON IN THERE AND TAKE A LOOK AT SOME RARE N' EXCITING FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS SOON, BEFORE YEZ BITE THE BIG ONE. BECAUSE ONE DAY IN THE NEAR FUTCHUM, WHEN YOU'RE LAYING ON YOUR DEATH BED READY TO CROAK. YOU'LL BE ABLE TO TELL YOUR GREAT GRANDCHILDREN, HUH? WHAT'S THAT YEZ SAYING LARRY? HEY, WADDA YEZ BOTHERING ME FOR, CAN'T YEZ SEE I'M CROAKING HERE? OH YEAH,YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I'VE BEEN 'ROUND ALMOST SINCE THE TIME OF THE PYRAMIDS AND ACTUALLY DID BUY SOMETHING FROM THE LEGENDARY REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND, AND IT WAS THE GREATEST EXPERIENCE OF MY ENTIRE LIFE. I MEAN WHY DO YEZ THINK I NAMED ALL OF YEZ MISERABLE OAFS LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH:CAMINOS DEL INCA - NO TENGO CON QUE COMPRARME ZAPATOS - SOFA No 1 - GENTE EN PIJAMA.

SIDE TWO OOZES OUT: POGEN EL FLORENTINO - EVELYN UNA PERRA MODERADA - SAN BERNARDINO - ANDY - SOFA No 2.

FOREIGN TYPE OF GATEFOLD COVER WITH SOME EDGE / SEAM WEAR AND SOME YELLOWING. MAYBE AN INCH SEAM SPLIT AT THE TOP RECORD SLOT OPENING WHICH ISN'T WORTH MENTIONING. HAS THAT BIG PROMO STAMP INSIDE OF THE GATEFOLD.

PLAYED BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD ALL THE WAY THRU BEFORE LISTING ON A DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE HOOKED UP TO A HEAD AMP. . ANYWAY BOTH SIDES PLAYED WITH SOME LIGHT SURFACE NOISE. ABSOLUTELY NO CLICKS. NO POPS. NO SKIPS. THERE'S SOME LIGHT SCUFFS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE RECORD IS COVERED WITH THEM. I DON'T USE GRADINGS LIKE M- VG+ VG BECAUSE THEY MEAN DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE. I PURCHASED THIS RECORD FROM A SELLER THAT GRADED IT VG AND I WOULDN'T ARGUE WITH THAT, BUT THAT'S JUST ME. I'VE SEEN HORRIBLE QUALITY LPS SOLD FOR M- . ANYWAY, THE RECORD COMES WITH THE ORIGINAL PRINTED ARGENTINA INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE THE RECORD NOW ALSO COMES IN A HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE AND DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. 

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CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, AS WELL AS VARIOUS OTHER RARE YET EXTREMELY HIP ITEMS FESTERING INSIDE O' MY E-BAY STORE. INCLUDING CAPTAIN BEEFHEART  AND HIS MAGIC BAND. ANOTHER CAPTAIN EXCEPT THESE GUYS WERE CALLED CAPTAIN BEYOND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,STEVE VAI, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, THE GTO'S , MOUNTAIN WITH THE LARGE GUITAR OF LESLIE WEST AND THE GREAT BASS AND VOCALS OF THE LEGENDARY FELIX PAPPALARDI, PLUS MORE HARD / PSYCHEDELIC ROCK. YES MY SON,. BULL ANGUS PLUS MANY MARYLAND / VIRGINIA WASHINGTON D.C. ARTISTS SUCH AS ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, MICHAEL FATH, JAMIE LARITZ. SO ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE INSIDE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND HAVE TO PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?