1975 FRANK ZAPPA W/ CAPTAIN BEEFHEART LIVE ARMADILLO TEXAS SEALED BONGO FURY LP

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80

RECORDED LIVE AT THE ARMADILLO WORLD HEADQUARTERS, AUSTIN, TEXAS MAY 20TH & 21ST 1975 - PLUS SELECTED STUDIO WONDERMENT - - BONGO FURY - ORIGINAL U.S.A. ALBUM PRESSING RELEASED ON OCTOBER 2ND 1975 ON DISCREET RECORDS - DS 2234 - AND NOT DIG THIS: IT'S SEALED AND HAS REMAINED SEALED FOR THE PAST 38 YEARS - IT'S NOT A CRAPPY RE-SEAL JOB EITHER LARRY, THIS IS THE REAL DEAL AND WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT - THIS IS FROM WHAT PEOPLE CALL THE BONGO FURY TOUR WHICH HAPPENED DURING THE SPRING OF 1975 WHEN FRANK ZAPPA AND CAPTAIN BEEFHEART ACTUALLY TOURED LIVE TOGETHER - SHORTLY AFTER THIS TOUR THEY HAD A FALLING OUT AND WOULDN'T EVEN SPEAK TO ONE ANOTHER ANYMORE - THIS LASTED AS IT TURNS OUT FOREVER SINCE BOTH OF EM' ARE NOT DECEASED - SO HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET AN ORIGINAL SEALED COPY AND THE GOOD NEWS IS THAT THEY DID INCLUDE TWO SMALL BREATHER HOLES IN THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT SINCE IT'S THOUGHT THAT VINYL NEEDS TO BREATH - SO IF THAT'S THE CASE IT''S BEEN ABLE TO BREATH IN THERE ALL THESE YEARS THRU SPECIAL TINY AIR HOLES WITH THE OLD FART INSIDE - SO CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?

IF YEZ DECIDE TO OPEN THE LP INSTEAD OF KEEPING IT AS AN INVESTMENT ;  

SIDE ONE WILL POOTS FORTH: DEBRA KADABRA - CAROLINA HARD-CORE ECSTASY - SAM WITH THE SHOWING SCALP FLAT TOP - POOFTER'S FROTH WYOMING PLANS AHEAD - 200 YEARS OLD.

SIDE TWO WILL OOZES OUT: CUCAMONGA - ADVANCE ROMANCE - MAN WITH THE WOMAN HEAD - MUFFIN MAN. 

COMPLETELY SEALED WITH THE ORIGINAL SHRINK WRAP FOR THE LAST 38 YEARS. SURE THERE'S SOME PULL ON THE SHRINK WHICH CAUSED THE VERY TIPS OF SOME CORNERS TO BEND A LITTLE, AND I'M NOT TALKIN' 'BOUT BENDING OVER EITHER FOLKS. THERE'S TWO PARTS OF STICKERS ON TOP OF THE SHRINK ON THE FRONT OF THE COVER. YES THERE'S SCUFFS AND WEAR ON TOP OF THE SHRINK, SOME RING WEAR ON TOP OF THE SHRINK BUT IT'S COMPLETELY SEALED EXCEPT THE TWO SMALL ROUND BREATHER HOLES DESCRIBED EARLIER WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IF VINYL REALLY NEEDS TO BREATH IT'S BEEN ABLE TO DO IT FOR THE LAST 38 YEARS. THE LP INSIDE SHOULD BE MINT. BUT WAIT..., THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH THE ALBUM IS STILL SEALED YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA OPEN IT AND NOT TREAT IT AS AN INVESTMENT , SO THERE-FORE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT I'M STILL GONNA GIVE YO' BEHIND A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

SIMPLY PAY WHEN YOU PURCHASE THE ITEM. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR DEM STINKIN' EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: " I FORGOT THAT THIS WAS A VINYL RECORD. THE LAST ONE THAT I PURCHASED GOT DAMAGED WHEN I TRIED TO CRAM IT INTO MY CD PLAYER ", " I THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS RICCARDO ZAPPA. ISN'T FRANK ZAPPA THAT GUY WHO SITS ON TOILETS OR SOMETHING? ", " AFTER CONSULTING WITH MY WIFE WHO SAID THAT SHE WAS GOING TO STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I PURCHASED JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RECORD, I DECIDED TO PLAY IT SMART N' BUY AN APRON, MOP AND BROOM FOR ME TO USE INSTEAD ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE AND CERTAIN TRANSACTIONS, HOWEVER IF YOU WANNA DISCOVER IF YOU AND YOUR TRANSACTION QUALIFY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, I LIKE TO MAKE IT A BIG HASSLE AND FORCE PEOPLE TO READ THE RIDICULOUS TERMS THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING, A PERSON NEEDS TO MEET AND / OR EXCEED ALL OF THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: YOU NEED TO HAVE PURCHASED MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME, NOT ONE ITEM FROM ME, AND A HELEN REDDY ALBUM FROM SOME WOMAN NAMED JOE. YOU NEED TO HAVE PAID FOR THOSE ITEMS WITH A PAYMENT RECEIVED BY ME, NOT ONE PAYMENT FOR ONE ITEM MADE TO ME AND THEN YOU GO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR MONEY ON A QUARTER POUND CATTLE-BURGER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE ORDER OF GREASY FRIES. YOU MUST NOT BE NOW, NOR HAVE EVER BEEN, AND MUST PROMISE THAT IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE: CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, THEREFORE RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. NUISANCE DILLHOLE OR DILLWEED. LARRY'S MOTHER. THE GUY WHO RECENTLY HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO TELL ME THAT HE WAS OFFENDED BY ONE OF MY LISTINGS, AND THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. .

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA, AND NOT ONLY THAT BUT I'LL ACTUALLY SEND IT PACKED IN A BOX, NOT TAPED UP INSIDE OF SOME BROWN GROCERY BAG AS HAS BEEN THE CASE BY SOME IDIOTS CURRENTLY IN RESURGENCE.

$9.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING TO THE USA. YEAH, IF YOU SIMPLY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT VERY MUCH LONGER SIMPLY CHOOSE THE PRIORITY MAIL OPTION. ACTUALLY THE LESS TIME THAT IT SPENDS WITH THE POSTAL SERVICE THE BETTER IT IS IN MY OPINION AND WITH THIS LP IT JUST MIGHT BE WORTH IT.

$12.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$19.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND,BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?