6-29-66 ZAPPA OF INVENTION HELP I'M A ROCK VERVE 7" 45 1ST EVER MOTHERS SINGLE
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AUGUST 29TH 1966 - THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION - HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL / HELP I'M A ROCK- 3RD MOVEMENT - IT CAN'T HAPPEN HERE - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - BOTH SONGS WERE TAKEN FROM THE LOVELY FREAK OUT ALBUM AND SHOVED IN THE FACE OF SOCIETY BY VERVE RECORDS - THIS IS THE U.S.A. PRESSING WHICH MAKES IT THE FIRST MOTHERS OF INVENTION SINGLE RELEASED ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD - - VERVE RECORDS VK-10418 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER THE OBLIGATORY CRUD DOWN THERE SOMEWHERE - OK LARRY?
- CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION BELOW, AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST MY USUAL OBLIGATORY CRUD - OK LARRY?
HELLO THERE. I'M REV. A. WEST AND AM THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. NOW YOU'RE PROBABLY SITTING THERE RIGHT NOW THINKING TO YOURSELF, HOW GREAT CAN THIS GUY REALLY BE? I MEAN HERE'S SOME SCHMUCK SELLING A BUNCH OF STUFF ON EBAY. HE'S GOTTA BE A REAL LOSER. RIGHT? WELL LARRY, IF YEZ MEASURE SUCCESS BY HAVING A BEAUTIFUL WIFE, A LOTTA MONEY AND AN INCREDIBLE HOME I'M DOING GREAT. OK, OK, MY WIFE MIGHT BE BIG AND MEAN, BUT THAT'S HOW I LIKE EM'. I CAN BUY ALL O' THE CHEESEBURGERS I WANT AND I GOT RID OF DEM ROACHES. OK LARRY?
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY NOTICED, THERE'S A DRILL HOLE THRU THE LABEL. THAT'S HOW BACK IN 1966 THEY MARKED A SINGLE THAT WOULDN'T SELL FOR FULL RETAIL PRICE. IT MOST LIKELY GOT STUCK IN SOME RECORD STORE'S REDUCED PRICE CUT OUT BIN WHERE IT PROBABLY DIDN'T SELL EITHER. NOBODY KNEW WHO THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION WERE IN 1966 AND AFTER PEOPLE FOUND OUT THEY WERE EVEN LESS LIKELIER TO BUY THEIR CRUD.BOTH SIDES PLAY GOOD AND LOUD WITH A LITTLE SURFACE NOISE OF COURSE. I'M TALKING ABOUT WHAT I'D CONSIDER NORMAL SURFACE NOISE FOR A 49 YEAR OLD SINGLE. ABSOLUTELY NO CLICKS, NO POPS AND NO SKIPS. VISUALLY, WHILE POKING MY NASAL APPENDAGE REAL CLOSE WHILE MOVING BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD 'ROUND N' 'ROUND UNDER A 100 WATT LIGHT BULB, YEAH, THERE'S SOME SURFACE MARKS BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THE RECORD IS COVERED IN EM'. THE SUPERFICIAL SCUFF VARIETY, NOTHING DEEP GROOVE. THE RECORD COMES IN ONE OF THOSE HIGH QUALITY TYPE OF RECORD SLEEVES THAT SERIOUS COLLECTORS USE, AND DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.
PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.
YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR THE ITEM WHEN YEZ PURCHASE IT. SO NO LONGER WILL I GET TO HEAR THOSE MISERABLE EXCUSES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO; "OH WOW MAN, I FORGOT THAT MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED RECORD. ALSO, THE LAST TIME THAT I PURCHASED A FRANK ZAPPA ITEM FROM YOU AND MY WIFE TOLD ME THAT SHE'LL STICK MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I DID, YOU TOLD ME THAT IT'S OK AND THAT I MIGHT EVEN ENJOY IT. BUT ACTUALLY I DIDN'T ENJOY IT VERY MUCH AT ALL", "SOME GUY STANDING AROUND TELLING PEOPLE WHAT THEY SHOULD DO WITH A BIG MOUTH AT MY CHURCH RECENTLY TOLD THE CONGREGATION; "HE WHO LISTENS TO SATAN'S MUSIC SUCH AS FRANK ZAPPA, SHALL WIND UP IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS", "MY JOB CLEANING TOILETS AT THE LOCAL POOT N' GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES ARE TRUE.
THIS SINGLE WILL BE SENT WELL PROTECTED IN A BOX, NOT MERELY CRAMMED INTO SOME ENVELOPE OR WRAPPED IN SOME BROWN GROCERY BAG PAPER. IT'S SURVIVED FAR TOO LONG FOR IT TO MEET IT'S DEMISE AT THE HANDS OF THE POSTAL SERVICE, AND I HAVEN'T BEEN BACK ON EBAY LONG ENOUGH TO FIT IN WITH EVERYBODY ELSE YET.
FREE FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE U.S.A.
$10.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
$15.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.
SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, . BUT JUST TO SAVE YO' BEHIND SOME TIME, HERE'S A FEW ANSWERS TO SOME FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS BY FOOLISH YOUNG CONSUMERS; YES, FRANK ZAPPA WAS IN THE MOTHERS AND WAS THAT GUY YOU HAD SEEN SITTING ON THE TOILET ON THAT POSTER IN YOUR DORM ROOM AT THE COLLEGE THAT YOU HAD ATTENDED TO STUDY THE ADVANCED METHODS OF GAS STATION PUMP ATTENDANT TECHNOLOGY. NO, NOT ONLY ARE YOU NOT GETTING A DISCOUNT, BUT I'D BET WHEN YOU ASK YOUR BOSS AT OMAR'S BARBEQUE PORK PIT FOR A RAISE, HE'LL TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE A FAT LAZY OAF WHO IS LUCKY TO HAVE A JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE, DUE TO CONSTANTLY EATING UP THE PROFITS. BUT ANYWAY, SINCE YEZ PROBABLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONIGHT, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND. LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , TIM BUCKLEY , ALICE COOPER , THE GTO'S , STEVE VAI, PLUS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK BANDS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, BUBBLE PUPPY, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, THE TUBES AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. WHERE THE MUFFINS ARE ALWAYS FRESH AND JUST MIGHT BE ENTICED INTO REMOVING THEIR ROSETTAS FOR SOME GEEZER. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?
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