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(Brian Jonestown Massacre)
(Band name not listed, but it's them!)

Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth!

EP

Strange mispressing of this other Brian Jonestown Massacre release.

On this version, Side A corresponds to Side A of this Cappella release "Be My Baby (Remixes)",
and not actually the single Brian Jonestown Massacre song "Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth!" as it is on the correct version.

The grooves on Side B are extremely tight and can result in easy needle slipping.

The correct pressing of this is a Dandy Warhols-themed release. The song "Not If You Were The Last Dandy On Earth!"
is a direct response to the Dandys' 1997 hit single"Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth",
which was widely known to be about Brian Jonestown Massacre bandleader Anton Newcombe.

The song on Side B is untitled, but is roughly 30 minutes of Anton talking about meeting The Dandy Warhols early in their career
and that group's subsequent music industry success while he DJs various records underneath his story.

Quote on back of sleeve:
"I want those f*cking bast*rds dead, they're jeopardising the dandys' career!"

paid for by: the committee to keep music evil!

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED!

Unlike the correctly pressed version, both sides play at 33rpm.

Spine is unmarked. Center labels are unmarked white paper.

I grade my records conservatively, by visual inspection due to high volume.

SS = still sealed
NM = near mint or unplayed condition. Cover is crsip and new looking with no ring wear. 
EX = only slight signs of wear; very clean, only light surface marks which will not distract significantly from the sound. Cover has only slight wear, and is still in nice collectible condition.
VG+ = played often with moderate surface wear and some moderate noise - still plays well. Cover may have gentle overall wear or some ring wear.
VG = overall wear, but no skips of serious defects, more noisy sound during quiet passages. Cover is well worn, usually with considerable ring wear. 
VG- = heavy wear on record and cover. Guarantee does not apply to vg- or worse condition records.
G or G+ = Poor or Rough condition. No guarantee on these records. Collectors only!

autog=autographed (signed)
bklt=booklet insert
cc=cut corner of cover
co=cutout cover
coh=cutout hole in cover
dnap=does not affect play
dh=drill hole in cover
djl=dj promo label
djts=dj timestrip on cover
djs=dj stamp on cover
gfld=gatefold cover
h2o=water damage on cover
lbl=label
lim ed.=limited edition
obc=on back cover
oc=on cover
ol=on label
osw=original shrinkwrap on cover

OST=original soundtrack
prst=promo sticker on cover
re=reissue
rssoc=radio station sticker on cover
rssol=radio station sticker on label
rw=ring wear (significant)
s=(used at beginning) means small
sm=sawmark
smsplt=seamsplit
soc=sticker on cover
srw=slight ring wear on cover
sst=song sticker on cover
S/T=self-titled
toc=tape on cover
tol=tape on label
VA=various artists
wlp=white label promo
woc=writing on cover
wol=writing on label

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