FRANK ZAPPA 1973 TEXAS + UNRELEASED SIDE 3 ZOOT ALLURES + CRUSH ALL BOXES 2 LP

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1987 - FRANK ZAPPA - ZUT ALORS - 12" VINYL RECORD LP - NIFTY 'TUFF & BITCHEN RECORDS - NTB 8606 + CRUSH ALL BOXES - NIFTY 'TUFF & BITCHEN RECORDS - NTB 8618. THESE RECORDS HAD BEEN INCLUDED IN THE 10 LP MYSTERY BOX AND THIS IS A 2 LP SET THAT THEY RELEASED INDIVIDUALLY FROM THAT BOX - INCLUDES A CARDBOARD FOLD-OPEN ALBUM COVER THAT HAS A SILVER CARD OR PIECE OF PAPER STUCK ON THE FRONT AND SONG TITLES WITH TIMINGS ON THE BACK. IT SAYS FRANK ZAPPA BUILDING A MYSTERY BOX #3. A STINKFOOT PRODUCTION, SO THAT MEANS THERE WERE 4 OTHER OF THESE 2 LP SETS MADE. ALSO INCLUDES 2 RECORD INFORMATION SHEETS. ALL OF SIDE 1 ON THE ZUT ALORS SIDE IS MARCH 11TH 1973 FRANK ZAPPA WITH JEAN LUC PONTY IN THE BAND LIVE AT THE TEXAS HALL, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. THE FIRST 4 SONGS ON THE ZUT ALORS SIDE 2 IS THE ENTIRE SIDE 3 OF THE UNRELEASED 2 LP VERSION OF ZOOT ALLURES. THAT'S RIGHT, ZOOT ALLURES WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO BE RELEASED AS A 2 LP SET, BUT GOT CUT DOWN TO ONE. I'M SURPRISED THE ZFT HASN'T GOTTEN JOE TRAVERS TO RELEASE A 2 LP ZOOT ALLURES VERSION YET WITH ALL OF THE STUFF BEING POOT FORTH THESE DAYS. THE 4TH SONG IS T'MERSHI DUWEEN LIVE FROM AN UNKNOWN SOURCE AND THE LAST SONG IS FROM 1976 WITH FRANK ZAPPA PLAYING BLACK NAPKINS WITH THE MIKE DOUGLAS BAND ON THE MIKE DOUGLAS TV SHOW. SIDE 1 OF CRUSH ALL BOXES: THE FIRST SONG IS A DIFFERENT VERSION, THE NEXT 4 SONGS ARE FROM A 1980 REHEARSAL 2 OF WHICH DON'T CONTAINS VOCALS, SONG 5 IS AN ALTERNATE VERSION AND THE FINAL SONG ON THIS SIDE "FALLING IN LOVE IS A STUPID HABIT" IS A THAT ZAPPA PLAYS ON THE PIANO AND SINGS TRYING TO TEACH IT TO JIMMY CARL BLACK THE INDIAN OF THE GROUP. SIDE 2 OF CRUSH ALL BOXES: FIRST SONG IS AN OUTTAKE AND THE REST OF THE SONGS ARE THE ENTIRE SIDE 1 OF THE ORIGINAL UNRELEASED CRUSH ALL BOXES ALBUM. BOTH RECORDS LOOK AND SOUND GREAT. ABSOLUTELY NO SCRATCHES. BOTH OF THESE RECORDS CAME IN THOSE HIGH QUALITY ANTI-STATIC INNER SLEEVES. I DIDN'T ADD THESE, SO I DON'T SEE ANY PAPER SCUFFS EITHER. LIGHT WEAR AND SCUFFS ON THE WHAT IS REALLY A GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD FOLD-OPEN ALBUM COVER. I DIDN'T MAKE THIS EITHER. THESE WERE ACTUALLY MADE IN CALIFORNIA SOMEWHERE. BUT WAIT..., THAT'S RIGHT THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE DUE TO FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?  

WHEN HE CALLS ANY VEGETABLE, THEY ALWAYS RETURNS HIS CALL. WHEN DINAH-MOE-HUMM MET HIM, SHE KNEW RIGHT AWAY HE WAS REALLY GONNA MAKE HER CUM. HE DOESN'T HAVE 20 MILLION DOLLARS IN HIS HEAVENLY BANK ACCOUNT YET, BUT HE WILL AS SOON AS HE FINDS MORE CHUMPS WHO WERE BORN AGAIN. HE'S REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC, BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER FRANK ZAPPA. DON'T LET YOUR MEAT LOAF MY SON. OK LARRY?  

SIDE 1 OF ZUT ALORS POOTS FORTH: MR. GREEN GENES MEDLEY: MR. GREEN GENES / KING KONG / CHUNGA'S REVENGE. 

SIDE 2 OF ZUT ALORS OOZES OUT: SINK TRAP - SHIP AHOY - MUNCHKIN TITS - DRUM SOLO - T'MERSHI DUWEEN - BLACK NAPKINS.

SIDE 1 OF CRUSH ALL BOXES WIPES UP: FINE GIRL - PICK ME, I'M CLEAN - TEENAGE WIND - HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND - BAMBOOZLED BY LOVE - DRAFTED AGAIN - FALLING IN LOVE IS A STUPID HABIT.

SIDE 2 OF CRUSH ALL BOXES FLUSHES DOWN: TEENAGE WIND - DOREEN - FINE GIRL - EASY MEAT - GOBLIN GIRL. 

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YEZ ARE LOOKING FOR SOME ENTERTAINMENT, SIMPLY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER ,STEVE VAI  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR, THE TUBES, PETER GABRIEL, GENESIS AND OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?