FRANK ZAPPA - Pa's Nose Fell Off At Breakfast (from 'Läther') 1982 - LP EX+/EX+

	£		30
	$		40

A gorgeous copy of this classic little piece of Zappa history. This is material from Zappa's Läther project, including the legendary 'Punky's Whips'. When Warner refused to release it, he broadcast it on KROQ, encouraging people to tape it and distribute it. Which, of course, they did. The cover collage alone is worth the price of admission. This is the version on black vinyl with the gatefold cover.

ARTIST:   Frank Zappa
TITLE:   Pa's Nose Fell Off At Breakfast, It Fell Right Into Ma's Coffee And Displaced It
YEAR:   1982
LABEL:   Cheese Records
COUNTRY:   US
CAT. NO:   FUK-1982
DEAD WAX:   CHEESE 1   //   CHEESE-2

VINYL:   EX+ Has been handled a bit, but otherwise well taken care of. It shows some superficial sleeve wear and a few light scratches which do not sound when played.  
PLAYTEST:   NM- Plays great, the sound is a little dull here and there due to the source tapes, but the vinyl itself plays clean. 
SLEEVE:   EX+ Excellent and clean, with little to no surface wear, just a bit of edge wear along top and bottom edges. Gatefold is magnificent, with a little foxing in the crease. Fantastic copy.   LABELS:   Near perfect, No visible spindle marks.
  INNERS:   Original white inner, a little brown with age with some damage up one edge 
Tracklist A1  Smell It A2  Tryin' To Grow A Chin A3  Broken Hearts Are For Assholes A4  Punky's Whips B1  Spit It Out B2  Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me B3  You Don't Think So, Huh B4  Titties 'N Beer B5  A Little Green Rosetta B6  Duck Duck Goose B7  What You Gonna Do When The Well Runs Dry? B8  Down In De Dew B9  For The Young Sophisticate

Good luck and thanks for looking.


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POSTAGE RATES:

UK:   £4.50 first LP, 2nd class. 
EUROPE:   £8.00
ALL OTHER COUNTRIES:   £12.50

Combined postage: + £1.50 per additional LP. Doubles always count as 2.
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GRADING:

I grade conservatively and do my best to list every flaw that might be of concern. I do not use a thousand + signs or exclamation points. I also don’t believe in grading anything M which is not brand new and still sealed. My highest grade for a used record is NM. 

NM
Almost like new. The item shows little or no visible or audible signs of use. No scratches, bumps, splits, or creases beyond what you might find on a new record, with everything present and in nearly-new condition. Some natural ageing of materials may be allowed (such as yellowing of paper or laminate shrinkage), but not if it is the result of bad storage. This is what a record might look like after it’s come home from the shop, been played with great care a few times and stored away in a safe place. 

NM- / EX+ 

EX
Vinyl retains its original lustre, but may have a little spindle wear or superficial sleeve marks, without any significant lessening of sound quality. Faint marks which are not obvious at a passing glance and which do not sound are allowed. Jackets or inners may have minor creasing, bumping or laminate lift but are basically unmarred by any careless handling. No tears or splits, with spine and corners in sharp and clean shape. A small and unobtrusive bit of writing may be allowed. All items are present (inners, inserts, etc.). This is the grade I myself am usually very happy with. Very, very well looked-after and a pleasure to behold.

EX- / VG+

VG
Record has been fairly well looked after but suffered some visible or audible wear along the way. Minor scuffs, scratches or surface noise may be noticeable but will not significantly impact on the listening experience. Briefly repeating ticks or a moderate build up of noise in some parts of a record may be allowed, but no ugly skips or jumps. Spindle wear will likely be evident but not excessive. Equally, wear to the jacket might include visible ringwear, minor tearing, some writing or moderate staining, but nothing hideous. This grade I personally find acceptable for those older, rarer or sturdier-made items which have been around the block but are still a good listen and a pleasure to have around. They aren’t trashed, just a little more loved on.

VG- / G+

G
This grade is for items that have suffered damage that affects listening pleasure, such as a loud scratches, skips or jumps, or which have visible damage that is ugly to look at, such as staining damage, significant spine wear, shelfwear or rubbing, ugly sticker tears or splits, etc. I would only offer particularly scarce or collectable items in this condition. The record is still playable and may be very enjoyable and acceptable to some. But usually not to me.

New to this? Please note that even brand new vinyl has a little surface noise. But a well looked-after record will also sound great after a ton of plays.