FRANK ZAPPA RUBEN THE JETS SCHISCHEBAB / WINO MAN LP BOB DYLAN DUTCH VPRO PIKNIK

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RELEASED IN EUROPE IN 1978 - THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS "SCHISCHGEBAB" AND LATER THAT SAME YEAR WAS RELEASED AS "WINO MAN". THIS ONE FEATURES A DIFFERENT COVER BUT THE CATALOG NUMBER PRINTED ON THE LABELS IS THE SAME BM 1020 - THE MATRICES NUMBERS IN THE DEAD WAX TRAIL OFF ARE: BM-1020-A/B P-1971 - SO HERE'S THE DEAL: THE LABELS ON SIDE 1 CREDIT THE SONGS TO RUBEN AND THE JETS. HOWEVER, THE BAND THAT IS RESPONSIBLE FOR POOTING FORTH THOSE SONGS ARE THE 1970 FLO & EDDIE VERSION OF THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION AND IT'S THEIR SPIFFY PERFORMANCE FROM THE JUNE 18TH 1970 DUTCH V.P.R.O. PICNIC TV DOCUMENTARY - THE OTHER SIDE HAS A CANNED HEAT, STEVE MILLER BAND AND RICHIE HAVENS SONGS FOLLOWED BY 2 BOB DYLAN TUNES OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN - IT CAME IN A YELLOW WRAP AROUND COVER WITH A WHITE PLAIN PAPER INNER SLEEVE AND A HEAVY PLASTIC TYPE OF OUTER SLEEVE - BUT YOU'LL BE THRILLED TO HEAR THAT THE RECORD ALSO INCLUDES A GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET AND HIGH QUALITY COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE..., BECAUSE IF YOU BUY IT BEFORE MIDNITE TONITE I'LL GIVE YEZ A BRAND NEW PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE DESCRIPTION AFTER YOU SCROLL PAST THE OBLIGATORY CRUD BELOW - OK LARRY?

HELLO THERE, I'M REV. A. WEST AND I'M THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. YES THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE IDIOT WHO WASTES HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC. SO NOW THERE YOU ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF YOUR SCREEN SCRATCHING YOUR OVERSIZED RONDO HATTON BEMIS STYLE HEAD WHILE THINKING, YEAH, OK REV , BUT I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHY, I MEAN WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANNA WASTE HIS TIME TRYING TO SELL MUSIC AND OTHER STUFF BY A GUY WHO NOBODY HERE IN THE USA LIKES OR EVEN KNEW ABOUT? YEAH REV, WHAT'S THE DEAL? WELL LARRY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK. BUT SINCE YOU JUST COULDN'T CONTAIN YOURSELF, IT'S BECAUSE I LIVE A BORING AND MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND SIMPLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN TO ANNOY PEOPLE LIKE YOU. OK LARRY?

SIDE ONE POOTS FORTH: WINO MAN - OTHER PEOPLE - CALL ANY VEGETABLE - KING KONG.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: FUTURE BLUES BY CANNED HEAT - SHAKE BY THE STEVE MILLER BAND - HIGH FLYIN' BIRD BY RITCHIE HAVENS - RAMBLIN' GAMBLIN' WILLIE - I'LL BE YOUR BABY TONIGHT BOTH BY BOB DYLAN.

THE STRANGE YELLOW CONSTRUCTION TYPE OF PAPER WRAP AROUND COVER HAS ZAPPA / DYLAN LIVE AND PIETERS EDDY 32. WRITTEN ON IT. THERE'S A LONG SEAM SPLIT ON THE FOLD, RECORD INDENTATION, CREASES, YELLOWING AS WELL AS OTHER AILMENTS INCLUDING MALARIA, RICKETS, THE BENDS, THE BENDS OVER, THE CLAP AND WHILE I'M WRITING I MIGHT AS WELL MENTION THAT NATURALLY DURING IT'S STAY IN MARYLAND IT'S CONTRACTED CRABS. I'M NOT GOING TO DESCRIBE THE ORIGINAL WHITE PAPER INNER SLEEVE. BUT YOU'LL BE DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT THE ORIGINAL HEAVY PLASTIC ENVELOPE THAT THE RECORD CAME WITH DOESN'T HAVE ANY SEAM SPLITS AND ALL OF THIS FANTASTIC WONDERMENT WILL BE INCLUDED.

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HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE OTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER , STEVE VAI PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, BULL ANGUS, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?