FRANK ZAPPA THE LONE RANGER RARE 'N' EXCITING GERMAN 2 LP SET W/ INSERT YOWZER

$

69

FRANK ZAPPA - THE LONE RANGER - RARE 'N' EXCITING GERMAN 2 LP POOT FORTH IN THE 1980'S - THE SONGS ARE FROM THE THEN UNRELEASED LATHER BOX SET AND HAVEN'T BEEN REMASTERED AS THEY HAD BEEN WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY RELEASED - BOTH OF THESE RECORDS SOUND GREAT, KINDA' SURPRISING FOR THESE TYPES OF 1980'S IMPORTS, AND JUST AS YOU WERE STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, THERE'S AN INSERT WITH THE SONGS TITLES AND TIMINGS INCLUDED - JAZZMEN RECORDS - JAZZ 01/2 - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS AND READ THE EXCITING NEWS BELOW - OK LARRY?

JUST ANNOUNCED!!! WE'RE NOW SELLING TO PANTIES SNIFFERS, BREAD BOFFERS, CRUSTY GEEZERS AND EVEN PENGUIN PLOOKERS. SO IF YOU HAD FALLEN INTO ONE OF THOSE UNSAVORY CATEGORIES AND HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN TOLD THAT IT'LL BE A COLD DAY IN HELL BEFORE I'LL EVER SELL TO YOUR FOUL BEHIND. YOU MAY NOW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION, BEGIN JUMPING UP AND DOWN WITH JOY IN WILD ABANDONMENT. BECAUSE THAT DAY JUST MIGHT HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED.  

SIDE 1 POOTS FORTH: FLAMBAY - STUDIO BIT - THE PURPLE LAGOON.   

SIDE 2 OOZES OUT: PEDRO'S DOWRY - I PROMISE NOT TO COME IN YOUR MOUTH - SMELL IT - SPIDER OF DESTINY - STUDIO BIT - THE DUKE OF ORCHESTRAL PRUNES.

SIDE 3 WIPES UP: FILTHY HABITS - THE OCEAN IS THE ULTIMATE SOLUTION - LEMME TAKE YOU TO THE BEACH - STUDIO BIT - THE BLACK PAGE #1 - BIG LEG EMMA.

SIDE 4 FLUSHES DOWN: THE ADVENTURES OF GREGGERY PECCARY. 

IF YOU'RE A GEEZER WHO STILL HAS A MACHINE THAT WILL PLAY THESE ANCIENT OIL BASED DISCS, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED ABOUT HOW THEY SOUND. NICE LOOKING HEAVY PRESSINGS WITH SOME EXCELLENT SOUND QUALITY. PROBABLY MUCH BETTER THAN YOU'D EXPECT FROM A 1980'S TYPE OF IMPORT. NOW THE GLOSSY COVER HAS A WIDE ASSORTMENT OF AILMENTS SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO RING WEAR, CREASES, STAINS, CORNER BUMPS, GINGIVITIS, HALITOSIS, MALARIA, SCURVY, CROTCH ROT AND NATURALLY DURING IT'S STAY HERE IN MARYLAND IT'S CONTRACTED CRABS. BUT LOOKING ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THERE'S NO SEAM SPLITS AND THOSE PARASITES WILL PROBABLY DIE DURING THE SHIPPING PERIOD BEFORE YOU RECEIVE IT. BUT JUST IN CASE I'M PROVIDING A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE FOR YOUR PROTECTION, AND JUST AS YOU WERE STARTING TO GET WET WITH EXCITEMENT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ 2 BRAND NEW HIGH QUALITY INNER SLEEVES ABSOLUTELY FREE.

FREE MEDIA MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$26.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. , SLOBVARIA, THE RIPOFF REPUBLIC OR THE PILFER ISLANDS }.

HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY, CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, STEVE VAI , TIM BUCKLEY , LARRY "WILD MAN" FISCHER , ALICE COOPER PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU COULD SHAKE YER STICK AT, AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BULL ANGUS, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, PINK FLOYD, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND,THE TUBES, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS. YES MY SON, ALL ONE NEEDS TO DO IS ROLL RIGHT ON UP TO THE TOP OF THIS PAGE AND TRY TO SQUEEZE ONE'S ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE. SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE INSIDE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO CONTACT THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO ON IN THERE AND PRY YOUR CAVERNOUS BEHIND OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE. . SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?