FRANK ZAPPA UNCLE REMUS / PSYCHOSOMATIC DUNG 7" COLOR VINYL W/ INSERTS DRAGONFLY

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FRANK ZAPPA / MOTHERS OF INVENTION - APOSTROPHE SESSIONS - SIDE A: UNCLE REMUS / PSYCHOSOMATIC DUNG - 7" - 33 1/3 RPM VINYL RECORD - GREEN COLOR VINYL - LIMITED EDITION OF 150 - INCLUDES THE JAPANESE RE-SEALABLE CLEAR PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE WITH A SLIVER IMPORT PRESSING STICKER ON IT - THE WRAP AROUND TITLES, BAND MEMBERS, OTHER DRAGONFLY RELEASES AND INFORMATION SHEET - INSIDE THERE'S A FRONT COVER SHEET AND A FOUR PAGE FOLD-OUT APOSTROPHE INFORMATION SHEET - THE RECORD IT'S SELF IS HOUSED IN A PLASTIC INNER SLEEVE AND THERE'S A WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET - JAPANESE IMPORT - DRAGONFLY RECORDS - WRMB-APOS1 - PURCHASED NEW BY ME AND PLAYED ONCE - WADDA YEZ THINK I HAVE TIME TO HEAR SOME MUSIC BY SOME GUY WHO HAD BEEN BETTER KNOWN FOR SITTING ON A TOILET THAN HIS MUSIC MORE THAN ONCE? - CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?  

RECENTLY I, REV. A. WEST, THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND DECIDED TO FINALLY TAKE SOME OF FRANK ZAPPA'S FRIENDLY ADVICE AND GO CALL SOME VEGETABLES. I MEAN WHAT THE HECK, THERE WAS NOTHING GOOD ON TV THAT NIGHT ANYWAY. SO NOW CHECK THIS OUT: I WENT INTO A GROCERY STORE AND WALKED RIGHT INTO THE AREA WHERE THERE WERE ALL OF THESE VEGETABLES ON DISPLAY SHINY AND COVERED WITH DEW. I LOOKED AROUND AND FOUND SEVERAL NICE RADIANT TOMATOES JUST LAYING AROUND THERE WITH NOTHING TO DO. SO I TRIED CALLING THEM, BUT AFTER ABOUT 15 OR MORE MINUTES , I DIDN'T HEAR ANY RESPONSE AT ALL FROM THEM. I MEAN I WAS REAL POLITE AND EVERYTHING, BUT STILL RECEIVED NOTHING. OK, OK MAYBE AFTER REPEATED ATTEMPTS I MIGHT HAVE BECOME A LITTLE FRUSTRATED AND CALLED THEM A FEW NAMES SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO " BUNGHOLE ", BUT HEY, THEY SIMPLY WOULDN'T RESPOND TO ME. SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DEAL WAS. MAYBE FRANK WAS SIMPLY FULL OF IT AND VEGETABLES WILL NEVER RESPOND TO ANYBODY , OR MAYBE IT WAS JUST THAT THEY DIDN'T FEEL LIKE RESPONDING TO ME OR SOMETHIN'? BUT BASICALLY I DISCOVERED THAT CALLING VEGETABLES WAS SIMPLY A WASTE OF TIME AND I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND ANYONE ELSE WASTING THEIR TIME TRYING IT AND PERHAPS TO AVOID ANY FURTHER HEARTACHE AND MISERY AFTER BEING IGNORED BY SOME SIMPLE VEGETABLES YOU JUST MIGHT WANNA STICK MORE CLOSELY TO CHURCH ORIENTED SOCIAL ACTIVITIES. - OK LARRY?

LIKE I TOLD YEZ PURCHASED NEW AND PLAYED ONCE. I REMOVED IT FROM THE PLASTIC RE-SEALABLE SLEEVE AND TOOK OUT THE CONTENTS INCLUDING THE RECORD OUT OF THE PLASTIC INNER SLEEVE WHICH IS HOUSED IN A CARDBOARD JACKET, PLAYED BOTH SIDES ON MY DENON DP-1200 TURNTABLE WITH A DENON MOVING COIL CARTRIDGE , TOOK THE PHOTOS THEN I PUT EVERYTHING BACK THE WAY IT ARRIVED AND RESEALED THE CLEAR PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE. SO IT'S ALL LIKE NEW FOR SURE AND MAYBE EVEN BETTER THAN NEW BECAUSE I DID PLAY IT ONCE TO BE SURE IT PLAYED PERFECT, BECAUSE IN SOME RARE CASES EVEN NEW RECORDS OR CDS HAVE DEFECTS. THIS ONE DIDN'T. OK LARRY?

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY

SIMPLY PAY FOR THIS ITEM WHEN YOU PURCHASE IT. SO ABSOLUTELY NO MORE OUTRAGEOUS EXCUSES WILL BE HOID SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO; " MY JOB CLEANING THE TOILETS AT THE LOCAL POOT 'N GO GOT DOWNSIZED WHEN THEY REMOVED THEM AND INSTALLED URINALS ", " I GOT BUSTED FOR SOLICITATION HANGING AROUND IN THE MEN'S RESTROOM AT THE LOCAL BUS STATION AND WAS FORCED TO RESIGN SENATE SEAT ", " MY BOSS AT ST. ALPHONSO'S PANCAKE HOUSE SAID THAT I'M A FAT LAZY OAF AND HE SHOULDA' GIVEN ME THE BOOT A LONG TIME AGO, AND OF COURSE HE WAS RIGHT ". EVEN IF SOME, IF NOT ALL OF THESE MISERABLE EXCUSES ARE TRUE.

$4.00 FOR FIRST CLASS SHIPPING TO THE USA. , IS THAT ENOUGH CLASS FOR YOU? HUH LARRY?

$10.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$15.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. .

HEY LARRY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, STEVE VAI , LARRY " WILD MAN " FISCHER , THE GTO'S  PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS THAN YOU CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT. , AND AS IF THAT WEREN'T ENOUGH I'VE ADDED SOME OTHER COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS FOR YOUR DANCING AND DINING PLEASURE SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, JIMI HENDRIX, KING CRIMSON. NEKTAR, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, BLODWYN PIG AND MANY OTHERS INSIDE OF MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY. BUT BE WARNED, IT'S TIGHT IN THERE SO BE SURE TO BRING SOME GREASE IN THERE WITH YOU IN THE EVENT THAT YOU BECOME STUCK. BECAUSE UNLIKE ON SOME OTHER OCCASIONS, I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO PHONE THE EMERGENCY CYBER-SPACE RESCUE UNIT TO HAVE TO GO IN THERE AND PRY YOU OUT WITH THEIR DIGITAL CROW BAR. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?