LANG COOK - PRIVATE MIAMI FUNK BOOGIE DISCO LP HEAR

$

400

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 Artist:  LANG COOK

Title: SHE'S HOT WITH 2,000 WATTS

Label:  EVOLUTION

Year: 1984

Vinyl / Cover Condition (VISUAL GRADING ONLY): NM UNPLAYED VINYL / SLEEVE VG- CORNER WATER DAMAGE BUT THE REST IS CRISPY.  WAS SEALED AND I OPENED IT.

Audio Condition: Check audio sample to hear condition!! I cannot record or listen to an entire record!! Please return it if you have any problems with my grading. I have been DJ'ing and collecting for 10 years and I will never knowingly sell a record that skips or is unplayable, unless noted!! All sales guaranteed with refund.. There should be no reason for you to be unhappy with your transaction!! 

Please listen to audio clip carefully to hear condition.. All clips taken from actual records being sold, unless record is sealed! All clips recorded in 320 kbps and cleaned first on VPI machine. If needed please turn up the volume as sometimes audible imperfections might be very faint.. Also remember to check clip carefully since usually multiple songs may be recorded. All purchases guaranteed with full refund if you aren't happy, but please ask questions to avoid potential problems!!!

Additional Info / Comments:  

I WAS NOT INTENDING ON SELLING THIS COPY I WAS WAITING TO FIND A BETTER COVER  BUT THE HOLIDAYS ARE COMING UP SO I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.. THIS RECORD CAUGHT A LOT OF BUZZ WHEN IT WAS INITIALLY LISTED A FEW YEARS AGO AND SEEMINGLY HASN'T SRUFACED SINCE...

FEW THINGS TO MENTION..

1. AS FAR AS I KNOW I'VE BEEN THE ONLY PERSON TO LIST THIS TITLE IN THE HISTORY OF EBAY.

2. THE ONLY COPY THAT EVER SOLD WENT TO A WORLD FAMOUS COLLECTOR.. I'M NOT GONNA BLAST HIM OUT BUT Y'ALL KNOW WHO HE IS.

3. THE COPY THAT SOLD WAS VISUALLY VERY CLEAN BUT PLAYED NOISY FROM THE PRESS. THIS COPY WAS SEALED AND IS MINT AND PLAYS MINT.. MAKING THE CLEANEST VINYL EVER EVER OFFERED FOR SALE IN THE HISTORY OF EBAY.

4. SUPPOSEDLY LANG COOK WAS CONTACTED AND EVEN HE DIDN'T HAVE COPIES

5. THIS LP IS RETARDED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PREVIOUS DESCRIPTION..

I'D LIKE TO THINK I'VE HAD A GOOD PORTION OF THE RAREST 80'S BOOGIE AND FUNK TO COME OUT OF MIAMI... MANY AWESOME 12'S OVER THE YEARS BUT LP'S ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN.. I CAN SAY THAT THIS IS WITHOUT A DOUBT THE ABSOLUTE HOLY GRAIL OF 80'S MIAMI FUNK... PRIVATE RELASE FROM BASSIST LANG COOK ON INDIE EVOLUTION LABEL OUT OF LIBERTY CITY AREA OF MIAMI.. A BRAIN MELTING MIX OF RAW DISCO FUNK AND F#CKED UP ELECTRONICS... KIND OF IMAGINE AN "OUTSIDER" ARTIST LIKE R. STEVIE MORE WITH A JHERI CURL AND YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE!!

RAW GRITTY GRIMEY MADDENING 80'S SYNTH FUNK MONSTER "LIBERTY CITY JAM" IS SURE TO BE ON ANY SERIOUS 80'S FUNK COLLECTORS WANT LIST ONCE THIS GOES OFF, I 10000000% GUARANTEE!!!  MONSTER JAM "CHOCOLATE STUFF" HERE... FKKKKKING HEATER!! THE KILLER IS THERE IS A SYNTHED OUT INSTRUMENTAL OF TRACK "CHOCOLATE STUFF" CALLED "MORE CHOCOLATE STUFF"!!!!!!!! IF THIS DOES NOT GET AN 80'S FUNK COLLECTORS BLOOD BOILING I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL!!!!!!!!

WAIT.. THERE IS MORE!!!!!!!!! "ANOTHER WORLD" IS INSANE SYNTH FUELED COSMIC GHETTO FUNK... AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "DJ OF THE YEAR" IS AN OFF KILTER FUNK SYNTH FUNK MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND STILL MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ONE OF THE BEST PRIVATELY RELEASED 80'S FUNK RECORDS EVER RELASED PERIOD.. PURE GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!! SO OBSCURE YOU PROBABLY HAVE NEVER HEARD OF THIS IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!

MEGA DUMB DOO DOO RETARDEDLY RARE RELEASE AND JUST SO F#$KING BRILLIANT.. JUST LISTEN!!!

PRETTY MUCH SUMS IT UP.

PLEASE LISTEN!!

        Please allow some time for me to post the audio!! If it's not up just bookmark and check back!! Audio provided for all open records!! 

International buyers please understand my shipping guidelines before you bid.

If you have under 20 positive feedback send me a message before you bid!!

As far as I know all pressings are original!! I do not knowingly sell reissues unless noted. I will provide matrix / dead wax info upon request.
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INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING INFO!!
MUST READ THIS BEFORE BIDDING!!

1. All international orders over 250$ (including shipping) must ship via Express mail only!! ** No exception!! ** 

2. If you have under 200 feedback all orders to France, Italy, Spain, Central and South America over 25$ require tracking and ship via Priority mail. ** Very important!! **   ** No exceptions! **

Sorry for the inconvenience but 90% of all of my shipping disputes come from these countries and from buyers with low feedback.

3. All other international orders over 75$ require tracking and ship Priority mail. ** No exception!! ** Includes the rest of Europe (UK, Germany, Holland, etc) Japan, Canada.. Packages over 75$ must ship Priority mail only.. ** No exception!! **

5. I reserve the right to require tracking (Priority shipping) on any international order..

6. All international orders over 4 lbs ship Priority mail. So all orders of 6 LP's or 12" inches and over ship priority mail. First class mail is not offered by the post office for packages over 4 lbs. Does not apply if you ONLY buy 45's..

7. International buyers are responsible fo all customs taxes or fees for all international packages.

8. I do not send packages overseas valued over 200$ to international bidders with under 100 positve feedback. No exception!!

If you are an overseas bidder with under 100 feedback you must cut off your order at 200$

If you are an overseas bidder with under 100 feedback and you order is over 200$ I will cancel your order and offer records to the next highest bidders.

INTERNATIONAL BUYERS READ BEFORE YOU BID!! 

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SHIPPING LP'S & 12"

Domestic USPS Media Mail 4.00
Domestic USPS Priority 6.00
International USPS First Class (Canada & Mexico) (No Tracking) 8.00
International USPS First Class (No Tracking) 14.00
International USPS Priority (Includes tracking) 25.00
International Express (Signature confirmation and tracking) All packages over 250$ (Including shipping!!) 30.00

France, Italy, Central and South America orders over 25$ value ship Priority mail IF YOU HAVE UNDER 200 FEEDBACK..
All other international orders over 75$ ship Priority Mail. .

SHIPPING INFO.. 45'S

Domestic USPS Media Mail 3.50
Domestic USPS Priority 6.00
International USPS (Canada & Mexico) (No Tracking) 4.50
International USPS FIrst Class (No Tracking) 6.50
International USPS Priority (Includes tracking) 22.00
International Express (Signature confirmation and tracking) All packages over 250$ (including shipping)  26.00

France, Italy, Central and South America orders over 25$ value ship Priority mail IF YOU HAVE UNDER 200 FEEDBACK..
All other international orders over 75$ ship Priority Mail. .

COMBINED SHIPPING INFO.. LP'S & 12"

1.00$ each domestic USPS Media
1.50$ each domestic USPS Priority
2.00$ each international First Class
3.00$ each international Priority and Express

COMBINED SHIPPING INFO.. 45'S

.50$ each domestic USPS Media
1.00$ each domestic USPS Priority
1.00 each international First Class
1.50$ all international Priority and Express

France, Italy, Central and South America orders over 25$ value ship Priority mail IF YOU HAVE UNDER 200 FEEDBACK..
All other international orders over 75$ ship Priority Mail. .

I ship with corrugated cardboard mailers, stiffeners and usually add brand new 3 mil plastic sleeves. LP's shipped outside of covers!!

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Do not pay until I have sent you an invoice..
Do not pay until you have completely finished your order..

SHIPPING TIME:

It can take up to 10 business days for me to ship your package after your payment has cleared through paypal. Usually takes 5 business days but can take up to 10 business days. I'm sorry but I cannot ship any faster. Please understand this before you bid.

Please do not bid if you can't wait 10 business days for me to ship your package!!

RETURNS:

All items 100% guaranteed with full refund

If you are unhappy with my grading please contact me immediately and return record in original mailer (turned inside out) with original stiffener(s) . I refund 100% return shipping for domestic buyers. I refund only 1/2 return shipping for international buyers.

I will not refund items lost or damaged during transit!! No exception. It's your responsibility to buy insurance!!

SEALED ITEMS:

Please let me open any sealed items before they ship to check for warps or flaws. I cannot accept a
return of an item once it's been opened.

INSURANCE:

2.00 Domestic for any amount

For international buyers you must ship priority or express to insure your package.

Add 3.00$ additional to any Priority or Express international package.. No First Class shipping!! 

International buyers must pay all customs taxes when shipping with insurance!! I must declare full value!!

Conatact me if you are interested in insurance!! I cannot be held responsible for lost or damaged items. All items are properly packed with additional cardboard stiffeners.

Buy insurance!! Save yourself a headache!! Packages get lost and items get damaged!!

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PAYMENT INFO:

PAYPAL ONLY!!!  PAYPAL ONLY!!!  PAYPAL ONLY!!!   PAYPAL ONLY!!!

Payment within 7 days is mandatory!! I'll allow 14 days if you combine records but starting the day the first record is purchased.. If you can't pay within this time you must contact me!!

EXTRAS....

I do my best to ensure positive feedback for every transaction by properly grading all records using Goldmine's standrds, cleaning records, shipping properly (mailers and stiffeners). LP's and 12's always mailed outside sleeves!!

I also take a lot of time out of my life to provide audio for nearly all of my auctions!! It's a lot of work!!!

Carefully listen to the clips provided to get a good idea of the sound quality!! Remember that there is no way I can record or listen to an entire record!! If you have any issues with the sound quality or my grading please return it for a full refund no questions asked!!

Insurance is always recomended regardless of you items value!!

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