LAZY NICKELS 35 Design 1970 GARAGE SLUDGE PSYCH 45 HEAR

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WHAT WE HAVE HERE IS…

LAZY NICKELS "35 Design" b/w "Struggle For Freedom"

Original 1970 45 on the SLUG label

Vinyl:  Plays VG+

Like the male Shaggs hopped up on mescaline and too much cough syrup, "35 Design" just seems to ooze out of the speakers like some murky crude sludge sewer crocodile of garage psych, covered in the slime of humanity and the steaming paisley miasma of mixing Lysergic Acid Diethylamide with Pabst Blue Ribbon.  The off-key vocals, the hissing spitting feedback, and the overall swirling puce and chartreuse color wheel of psychedelic noise.  Add to that the fact that this sounds like someone left these master tapes to warp in the back of their 1970 Chevelle on a hot summers day - well now, that all adds up to one unbelievably charming little lo-fi, lo-budget, lo-brainer garage rock single.  And the fact that it's recorded on the delightfully named SLUG label only adds to the charm.  The flip, however, is a farting-horn anti-corporate stab at jazz fusion that sounds like something Spirit might've recorded if someone beat them all upside the heads with steel bars for an hour.  Even the Shaggs woulda vetoed this one.  

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First class shipping is $4.00 in the US, with each additional record only $1 additional shipping.  Delivery confirmation included in the shipping costs.  Air mail shipping to Canada starts at $6 US, each additional record $2 shipping.  Air mail shipping everywhere else in the world starts at $8 US, with each additional record only $3 shipping.  Proof of shipment REQUIRED for all foreign orders, an extra $1.10.  

I try to grade as best as I can, and I list as many blemishes/imperfections I can find (writing, ringwear, scuff marks, etc.) – Also, please note that I DO listen to these albums – I may not listen to every track, but my grades are based on LISTENING, not just looking at it, since chances are you’ll be listening to the record you buy, not just looking at it.  Most of the albums I sell are the ones I’ve enjoyed for years – and I treat my records with kid gloves.  But sounds speak louder than words, so check out the sound clips below – they’re from the actual record you’re bidding on. 

SHIPPING AND PACKAGING

Listen, I buy a bunch of records too (when I’m not getting outbid at the last second, which is more often than not) – and I know what it’s like to get a rare, one-of-a-kind album packaged dangerously in a flimsy bubblewrap package.  I hate that too.  So rest assured, I ALWAYS package albums with stiff cardboard reinforcements, same for 45s.  And yes, the records are removed from the sleeves (for albums).  I ship out once a week, every Friday, because I have a regular day job.  But I’d be willing to give that up if you’d all be so kind as to bid my items up to stupidly high amounts. 

And finally, I include delivery confirmation on all shipments inside the US.  This is my proof of shipment, and also helps us to track your package if it doesn’t arrive when it should.  I will email you within 2 days of shipment and give you the confirmation number at that time.  Insurance is always optional, but for larger orders, it’s highly recommended.  Unfortunately, there isn’t a cost-effective way of tracking parcels to foreign countries yet, and shipping times vary depending on your country’s postal system.  Italy in particular seems to be really bad at delivering packages quickly, or delivering packages at all, now that you mention it.  I will always email you when your package ships, but once it’s on its way, please don’t ask me when it will arrive because I don’t know.  If the world’s postal systems can ever agree on a universal tracking system that’s affordable, I’ll be the first to use it.

NOW IT’S YOUR TURN…

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