ZAPPA 3-5-79 DENMARK + 2-18-78 SWEDEN EURO PICTURE DISC

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RELEASED IN EUROPE IN 1981 - FRANK ZAPPA - SIDE ONE IS MARCH 5TH 1979 - LIVE AT THE FORUM, COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - SIDE TWO IS FEBRUARY 18TH 1978 - LIVE AT THE SCANDANAVIUM, GOTENBURG, SWEDEN - 12" HEAVY VINYL - 33 1/3 RPM PICTURE DISC - INCLUDES THE GENERIC CARDBOARD JACKET - AND THE RECORD INFORMATION SHEET - SEE THE PHOTOS THAT CAN BE ENLARGED -  

YEAH, I MIGHT BE YET ANOTHER MISERABLE NON-PAYING JACK O' LOAF, AND E-BAY WILL MOST LIKELY KICK MY ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS OFF SOON ANYWAY, BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL MY MAMA NASTY NAMES REV. YES IT MIGHT BE TRUE,THAT SHE DID RAISE A FOUL OAF, BUT IT'S NOT ENTIRELY HER FAULT THAT I TURNED OUT DUMB ALL OVER, A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE. SO NO, I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT ANYBODY VISIT SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY, TO SEE SOME OF THE RAREST FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ITEMS KNOWN TO MANKIND, AND IF YOUR WIFE TELLS YOU THAT SHE'LL STICK YOUR BALLS IN A VICE IF YOU BUY JUST ONE MORE ZAPPA RECORD, BUT THAT REV. A. WEST TELLS YOU TO BUY THE RECORD ANYWAY, BECAUSE YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. DON'T BELIEVE HIM, BECAUSE IT HURTS!!! 

A RARE EUROPEAN ZAPPA PICTURE DISC FROM THE DAWN OF THE 80'S. REMEMBER THE 80S? NOBODY CALLED YOU MR. CLEAN, YOU COULD REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID YESTERDAY, GAS PRICES WERE LOW AND SO WAS THE INSERTION FEES OF YOUR RENTAL GIRLFRIENDS. RE-LIVE THOSE EXCITING MOMENTS WITH COOL ZAPPA PICTURE DISC. OK LARRY? 

SIDE ONE CONTAINS: THE DEATHLESS HORSIE - BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT - COSMIK DEBRIS - JUMBO GO AWAY.

SIDE TWO CONTAINS: SWEDISH BOUTIQUE GIRL RAP - I HAVE BEEN IN YOU - FLAKES - BROKEN HEARTS ARE FOR AS*HOLES - A POUND FOR A BROWN ON THE BUS.

BACK IN THE 70'S AND 80'S , PICTURE DISCS WERE MADE MORE FOR DECORATIVE PURPOSES THAN FOR SOUND QUALITY, AND THAT''S CERTAINLY THE CASE WITH THIS PICTURE DISC. YES, IT'S PRESSED ON HEAVY VINYL, BUT IT'S JUST NOISY. I DON'T SEE ANY SURFACE MARKS ON IT, AND IF THERE ARE THEY'RE TOO LIGHT TO SPOT ON THE SURFACE OF THIS PICTURE DISC. BUT IT DOES ACTUALLY PLAY, SO HERE'S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE: STATIC NOISE ON DEATHLESS HORSIE AND PART OF BROWN SHOES DON'T MAKE IT ON SIDE ONE. A LITTLE NOISE ON SIDE TWO AND CERTAINLY SOME NOISE AT THE END OF FLAKES. NO SKIPS OR ANYTHING, LIKE I SAID THERE'S NO SURFACE MARKS, IT'S JUST HOW IT WAS PRESSED. SO IF YOU'RE SOME ANAL AUDIOPHILE WHO CAN'T STAND NOISE, AND THERE'S PLENTY OF IT ON THIS RECORD, GO BUY SOME JAPANESE PRESSING OR SOME 180 GRAM REISSUE. HOWEVER, FOR THOSE OF YEZ WHO WANT A RECORD WITH A PICTURE OF A GUY WITH A NOSE AS LONG AS YOUR ARM ON BOTH SIDES, YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE. THE RECORD COMES WITH A RECORD INFORMATION PIECE OF PAPER, A GENERIC WHITE CARDBOARD JACKET , AND A COLLECTOR'S TYPE OF INNER SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE....., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ YOUR VERY OWN PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREE.

PAYMENT BY PAYPAL ONLY.

JUST PAY FOR THE RECORD WHEN YOU PURCHASE OR WIN IT. COMBINED SHIPPING IS AVAILABLE, BUT SINCE I WANT MY LISTINGS TO LOOK LIKE THOSE OF THE BIG TIME SELLERS, WHO JUST LOVE TO MAKE EVERY ASPECT OF BUYING ANYTHING A HASSEL, YOU'LL NEED TO READ THE OUTRAGEOUS TERMS IN THE FINE PRINT FIRST: TO QUALITY FOR COMBINED SHIPPING YOU MUST FIRST MEET THE FOLLOWING REQUIREMENTS: . BUY MORE THAN ONE ITEM FROM ME THAT CAN BE SENT TOGETHER, NOT ONE FROM ME AND ANOTHER ITEM FROM SOME FOUL OAF. . MAKE PAYMENT INCLUDING THE SHIPPING CHARGE FOR THOSE ITEMS TO ME, NOT PAY ME FOR ONE OF THEM BUT SPEND THE REST OF THE MONEY BUYING TACOS AT JACKASS IN THE BOX. . ARE NOT NOW, HAVE NEVER BEEN, AND PROMISE IN THE FUTURE NEVER TO BE, ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: NUISANCE [B} BLIMP JACK O' LOAF LARRY'S MOTHER  THE IDIOT THAT GOT OFFENDED BY MY LISTINGS TELLING ME THAT I SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF. . CAUGHT SLOBBERING DRUNK AT THE PALOMINO, AND AS A RESULT RECEIVING UP TO, AND INCLUDING 30 DAYS IN SAN BER'DINO. YOUR BUTTOCKS MUST NOT PROTRUDE FURTHER THAN SEVERAL FEET FROM YOUR BODY FRAME WHILE YOU WADDLE DOWN DE STREET. IN CASES OF PEOPLE WHO KEEP THEIR WALLETS IN THEIR BACK POCKETS, THE WALLET MAY BE REMOVED IN ORDER TO QUALIFY.

$4.00 FOR MEDIOCRE MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$7.00 FOR PRIORITY MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$8.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$13.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD. 

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND, JETHRO TULL, PINK FLOYD, JIMI HENDRIX, STEVE VAI, LORD BUCKLEY, KING CRIMSON, WILD MAN FISCHER, GTO'S , BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, MOUNTAIN WITH THE EQUALLY LEGENDARY LESLIE WEST AND FELIX PAPPALARDI AND VARIOUS OTHER ARTISTS ITEMS FOR SALE IN MY E-BAY STORE.

WOW REV., WHAT A GREAT RECORD. YEAH, I'D LOVE TO GET IT, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE PROBLEM, MY WIFE SAID THAT SHE'LL PUT MY BALLS IN A VICE IF I BUY JUST ONE MORE FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED ITEM. WHAT SHOULD I DO? WELL MY SON, THIS IS A COMMON PROBLEM CONFRONTING MANY PEOPLE IN THESE TROUBLING TIMES. YOU COULD ALWAYS GET RID OF THAT OLD BATTLE-AXE AND FIND AN 18 YEARS OLD GIRLFRIEND WITH LARGE BREASTS THAT WOULD LOVE TO WHIP YOUR ENORMOUS BUTTOCKS, WHICH I'M SURE YOU'LL AGREE YOU DESERVE . OK, THAT MIGHT BE DIFFICULT CONSIDERING YOUR GEEZER LOOKS AND FINANCIAL STATURE. SO THINK ABOUT IT, I MEAN HOW BAD WOULD GETTING YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE REALLY BE? YOU MIGHT EVEN LIKE IT. SO VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY TO FIND SOME OTHER INCREDIBLE FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS. YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR BALLS STUCK IN A VICE ANYWAY, RIGHT? THE ADMISSION IS STILL FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?