Zappa Beefheart -Metal Man/Talkin Ass MINT 45 Burroughs

	£		49
	$		65

ZAPPA/BEEFHEART/SOOTS

"WASP MAN (METAL MAN) HAS LOST HIS WINGS"  

+ "TALKING A***OLE" (WILLIAM BURROUGHS)

zappa

the talking ass***e  

from "Glass Finger's Big Bad But Beautiful Book of Beefheart - Volume #1" (Apocalypso UK) / 1993 :
Zappa (reads!) "The Talking As***le" (William Burroughs")
The Soots - "Wasp Man (Metal Man) Has Hornets Wings"
"45 RPM 7" single with black on yellow lagel / wrap-round sleeve which says 1981 Safe Records and has Frank in ornate sun-glasses on one side and Don Vliet in a Shiny Beast publicity shot on the other. Frank was recorded reading "The Talking As***le", from William Burroughs' novel "Naked Lunch", at The Nova Convention, December 2, 1978 and was issued on "The Nova Convention LP" (1979), "You're a Hook LP" (1983 and also recently on "Cash Cow, The Best Of Giorno Poetry Systems, 1965 - 1993" which features a nice BW photo of Frank Zappa and Burroughs.

Side 2 has the pre-Magic Band/MOI / (Metal Man) "Wasp Man Has (Won His) Hornet's Wings" (delete as applicable) credited to "The Soots."

side a

1. the talking asshole

side b

1. metal man has won his wings

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