1970 HENSKE YESTER SNOWBLIND FRANCE ZAPPA PICTURE SLV 7

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610

FEBRUARY 9TH 1970 - JERRY YESTER & JUDY HENSKE - SNOWBLIND / HORSES ON A STICK - 7" VINYL RECORD - 45 RPM SINGLE - NOW YOU FOLKS JUST MIGHT THINK THAT I'M JUST TRYING TO BE FUNNY BY STATING THAT FACT, BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY SOME EXTREMELY STUPID PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD  THAT JUST MIGHT TRY N' DO IT - INCLUDES THE HEAVY GLOSSY PAPER PICTURE SLEEVE - MADE IN / AND RELEASED ONLY IN FRANCE BY PATHE MARCONI, PARIS AND PRESSED ON FRANK ZAPPA'S STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL - 2C 006-91.516M - - THINK I'M FOOLIN'? OK, READ WHAT I'M GONNA SPEW FORTH BELOW- AND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, SINCE E-BAY HAS NOW SPENT PLENTY OF MONEY AND RESEARCH TO PLACE THE PHOTOS OF THE ITEMS LISTED NEAR THE TOP OF THE LISTINGS INSTEAD OF THE BOTTOM AS IN THE GOOD OL' E-BAY YEARS. YEZ CAN NOW LOOK AT THE PHOTOS WITHOUT HAVING TO TILT YOUR HEAD DOWN AND PICKING UP YOUR HAIRPIECE - SO JUST CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS -

NEVER SEEN OR EVEN HEARD ABOUT THIS ZAPPA STRAIGHT RECORDS SINGLE EVER EXISTING. NEVER SEEN IT MENTIONED IN ANY FRANK ZAPPA AND / OR RELATED DISCOGRAPHY EITHER AND I'VE BEEN COLLECTING / TRADING / SELLING ZAPPA FOR 35+ YEARS. WELL THAT JUST GOES TO SHOW YA', YEZ MIGHT HAVE FINALLY HUNG AROUND 'TILL YEZ FOUND THAT I DIDN'T KNOW NOTHING. 

HELLO BOYS AND GIRLS, I'M REV. A. WEST AND AM THE GREATEST LIVING ZAPPA SELLER KNOWN TO MANKIND. SO YOU THINK THAT THE 1969 CAPTAIN BEEFHEART & HIS MAGIC BAND - PACHUCO CADAVER / WILD LIFE FRENCH STRAIGHT / PATHE PICTURE SLEEVE SINGLE IS RARE? WELL OF COURSE IT IS MY SON. HOWEVER I'VE SEEN ABOUT 10 OF THEM AVAILABLE FOR SALE   OK SO THAT'S ZAPPA'S STRAIGHT RECORDS LABEL RELEASES. WANNA TALK ABOUT ANY OTHER ZAPPA RELEASES ON ANY OTHER LABELS FROM ANY OTHER COUNTRY ON 7" SINGLES? HEY, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK MY SON. WELL JUST A FEW DAYS AGO THE AUSTRALIAN VERVE RED LABEL " HOW COULD I BE SUCH A FOOL?" SINGLE SOLD FOR ABOUT $1500.00. HEY, I HAD TWO OF THEM AND THE LAST ONE THAT I SOLD ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO WENT FOR $525 . OH WELL, THAT WHAT I GET FOR PUTTING MY ITEMS FOR SALE AT A FIXED PRICE INSTEAD OF AN AUCTION IN MOST CASES I GUESS }. SOME PEOPLE SIMPLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE ADVANTAGES OF HAVING A FIXED PRICE BUY-IT-NOW ITEM THAT CAN BE PURCHASED IMMEDIATELY SUCH AS, BUT NOT LIMITED TO: WAITING BY YOUR COMPUTER TO PLACE A BID FOR HOURS ONLY TO DISCOVER THAT YOU'VE JUST BEEN OUTBID BY SOME POTATO HEAD IN IDAHO. OH YEAH AND THEN THERE'S THOSE TWO JAPANESE MOTHERS OF INVENTION PICTURE SLEEVE SINGLES. BOTH ON VERVE AND YES THEY'RE RARE USUALLY GETTING OVER $1000.00 EACH. BUT AGAIN I'VE NOT ONLY SEEN THOSE FOR SALE 5 OR 6 TIMES IN THE PAST 10 YEARS, BUT THERE WERE ALSO TEST PRESSINGS AND / OR PROMOS AVAILABLE FOR BOTH OF THOSE TOO.. NOW THE VERVE YELLOW LABEL PROMO SINGLE WITH " ANY WAY THE WIND BLOWS " JUST MIGHT BE THE RAREST ZAPPA LEGIT SINGLE ON EARTH. . HOWEVER THIS HENSKE / YESTER FRENCH STRAIGHT RECORDS SINGLE IS NOT ONLY A LEGIT PRESSING, BUT I HAD NEVER HEARD ABOUT, SEEN IT MENTIONED IN ANY DISCOGRAPHY OR SEEN IT FOR SALE IN MY 35+ YEARS OF FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED TRADING / COLLECTING. HEY. MAYBE I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT WHAT FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED RECORDS EXIST , BUT IF I FIND ONE THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN OR HAD EVEN HEARD ABOUT IN THE PAST IT'S GOTTA BE BEYOND RARE. SO HERE IT IS. OK LARRY? 

A LIGHT RECORD INDENTATION AND SOME RING WEAR ON THIS RARE PRINTED ON A HEAVY TYPE OF GLOSSY PAPER PICTURE SLEEVE. A TINT MAYBE AN INCH OR LESS SEAM SPLIT IN THE CENTER OF THE LEFT SEAM. WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN KNOW THAT IT WAS THERE IF I HADN'T STUCK MY HAND INSIDE INSIDE OF THE SLEEVE TO CHECK IT OUT. IT'S STILL PRETTY NICE AND PROBABLY WILL BE THE ONLY ONE YOU'LL EVER SEE ANYWAY.

THE RECORD PLAYS PERFECT AND LOOKS BEAUTIFUL . AFTER MOVING BOTH SIDES OF THE RECORD N' 'ROUND UNDER A PAIR OF 100 WATT LIGHT BULBS I COULD FIND A VERY FEW MICROSCOPIC TYPE OF SCUFFS. CERTAINLY NO REAL SCRATCHES AND LIKE I SAID THE SINGLE SOUNDS LIKE IT LOOKS. BEAUTIFUL LABELS TOO. NO WRITING OR EVEN WEAR. ALSO THE RECORD COMES INSIDE OF A HIGH QUALITY RECORD SLEEVE TO PRESERVE THIS EXTREMELY RARE SINGLE AND NOT HAVE TO STORE IT BACK INSIDE OF THE PICTURE SLEEVE. BUT WAIT...., THERE'S MORE....., BECAUSE DUE TO THE FACT THAT WEEZE TIGHT, I'M GONNA GIVE YEZ A PLASTIC OUTER SLEEVE ABSOLUTELY FREEEEEEEEEEEEE. WOW MAN, I'M FLASHING MAN, WHAT A GREAT DEAL MAN

MAYBE I'M GOING BLIND, BUT IN ANY CASE I'M GRADING IT NEAR MINT BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PLAYED. BUT NOT ONLY WILL NOBODY ARGUE WITH NEAR MINT, BUT IT'S DOUBTFUL THAT YOU'LL EVER FIND THIS ALMOST 29 YEAR OLD RECORD IN ANY BETTER CONDITION. BUT WAIT....., THERE'S MORE. BECAUSE NOT

JUST PAY WHEN / IF YOU WIN THIS ITEM. I'M HOOKED UP TO THAT AUTOMATIC E-BAY INVOICE SYSTEM AND THEY'LL SEND YEZ AN INVOICE. IF YEZ NEED ONE FROM ME I CAN SEND YEZ ONE TOO. AFTER THAT E-BAY WILL CONTINUE TO SEND YEZ INVOICES UNTILL THE 8TH DAY IF YOU DON'T PAY WHERE THEY'LL REFUND THE OUTRAGEOUS FINAL VALUE FEES THAT THEY CHARGE ME AND THE TRANSACTION WILL NO LONGER BE VALID. . E-BAY WILL DO IT FOR ME.

$3.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.

$4.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.

$9.00 FOR AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.  .

SEND AN E-MAIL WITH ANY QUESTIONS, AND CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART , PLUS MORE FRANK ZAPPA RELATED ITEMS THAN YEZ CAN SHAKE YER STICK AT IN MY CRUDDY LITTLE E-BAY SORE.

IF YEZ THINK YOU'RE A PIECE OF CRUD, YOU MOST LIKELY ARE ONE. HOWEVER, IF YOU THINK THAT YOU'RE THE GREATEST LIVING PERSON KNOWN TO MANKIND, YEZ MIGHT NOT ACTUALLY BE THAT, BUT AT LEAST YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE A PIECE OF CRUD. THIS BIT OF WISDOM HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU AS A PUBIC SERVICE BY REV. A, WEST. SO WHILE YOU'RE ABSORBING ALL OF THAT SPIFFY WISDOM WHY NOT VISIT MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY?, WHERE THE HOT BUNS OF YOUR DREAMS JUST MIGHT BE GETTING SPREAD WIDE OPEN, AND SPANKED WITH BUTTER ON BOTH SIDES BY A PAIR OF ARROGANT LOOKING CUPCAKES. THE ADMISSION IS ABSOLUTELY FREE. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?